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Evidently Russian women are getting picky. I just got this email: Greetings! It's interesting to get to know you. You looking so beautiful. I'm looking for a good man with serious intentions for a new relationship, i don't need flirt. My goal to meet a serious man for a joint purpose in life. The name that I have is Norma Howard, I am 36 y.o. I have no children and not married. What age are you? If you're younger than me, you can respond to this message. I am from Russia, i hope to get to know each other better will not be a big problem. If our goals are different, please ignore this message. I hope that our goals are the same and you are looking for a woman, and we will continue our pleasant communication. With good and serious intentions, Norma Howard.


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Why is it guys building a house have no concern whatsoever, about the volume of the boom box they brought, on the neighbors?

Well, they're only there for a little while... (0)
Well, they're there to do a job... (2)
Well, they really don't give a shit about anything but getting their check... (1)
Well, putting a .45 round through the boom box may change that... (3)
Other (1)

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I do not find Suits attractive at all, in fact, I think they make guys look really stupid. (+3)

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Farts are much nicer, when they are dry. (+6)

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I tried grilling a chicken earlier but he still isn't talking🙄 (+2)

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Why on Earth are gas station bathrooms locked anyways...are they terrified someone might go in and clean them🙄 (+8)

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Avast me 'earties.You have opened a school for trainee pirates.Whats on the curriculum?


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Quiz: Would You Make a Good Santa?


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I miss emo :( (+1)

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Sweater Vests: Just say NO!! (+6)

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Is this a good way to save endangered animals?


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FCC Chairman Mocks Those Concerned About the Repeal of 2015 Net Neutrality Regulations (+1)

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Right on the spot (+5)

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This is weird. This silly cancer of mine is causing me to have bruises on the bloody fly mode. Just by extending my arm to different positions, I can make the bruises to come up and go away. It's really **** weird. (+7)

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I can forget about the Geminids, how about a report from others iamriters?


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How to ride a motorcycle See below


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What a great cover! i have already posted this singer and this song, now i get to post this singer singing this song. awesome (+2)

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Have you ever felt that you were being stalked online?


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Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car... .., a passing soldier assures her that he can help. She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door. Magically it opens. "That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?" "Easy," replies the man. "These are my khakis".


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You'd rather spend your time proving you're correct than listening to - just perhaps - your other reality may be right. (-1)

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Probably The Best Cat Christmas Commercial Ever...It's a dream Christmas if you're a cat. So much joy to destroy.


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FEMINISTS Sure do know how to pick the stupid things to get angry over, and IGNORE the real issues. (more links in info)(please read comment for link that was supposed to be on the page (+3)

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11 fools are playing and 11000 idiots are watching--About Cricket (+3)

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Whoever said 3rd time's a charm is such a fool...I checked my lotto ticket for the third time this morning and it is still a not a winner🙄 (+10)

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I left the window open for a little bit only to come back and find the entire cast of "A Bug's Life" producing their next movie🙄 (+12)

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Post a favourite song with a Winter-not Christmas-theme


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