Amirite?
now you can be right wherever you are.

They should make haunted houses with genuine fears. For example: Eviction notices at every corner, very important final exams that you didn't study for, pictures of your parents naked, etc. Amirite? (+1,385)
says StickCaveman on Oct 26th 10 (#412093)
Agree (1452) | Disagree (67)

Comments

And spiders. Damn arachnaphobia >:(
says Anonymous on Oct 27th 10 (#716148)
Reply | +13 | 1

Forget anrachnaphobia. Anatidaephobia is where it's at. Ducks are some scary shit.
says runnerdude on Oct 31st 11 (#1521809)
Reply | +37 | 1

And ducks. Damn anatidaephobia
says white_knight_faggot on Oct 31st 11 (#1521810)
Reply | -12 | 1

I'd really like to see the time this was posted. Either **** amazing coincidence or just a copy
says Funnyplants on Oct 31st 11 (#1522122)
Reply | +14 | 0

12 second difference between the two. (Hover over the dates.)
says Anonymous on Oct 31st 11 (#1522239)
Reply | +9 | 0

That is hilarious.
says Sobriquet on Oct 31st 11 (#1522165)
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I already said that...I feel hurt
says runnerdude on Oct 31st 11 (#1522635)
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I have arachnaphobia, if mutant spiders or spider alians invaded earth I would probably kill myself, no joke I really would
says SkylarOctavious on Oct 31st 11 (#1521900)
Reply | +12 | 0

cool story, bro
says heyhihello on Oct 31st 11 (#1522212)
Reply | +8 | 0

I think ducks are much worse than spiders. I have anatidaephobia.
says Anonymous on Oct 31st 11 (#1522017)
Reply | -8 | 0

or late POTDS (d)
says Favvkes on Oct 31st 11 (#1521794)
Reply | +25 | 0

Daylight savings ended in England, so the POTD will be an hour later.
says ActionMan on Oct 31st 11 (#1521797)
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http://ctrlv.in/43578
says Favvkes on Oct 31st 11 (#1521801)
Reply | +29 | 6

All I could see of that picture was Darth Vader saying "oooooooo" so for some reason I read it as "Achoooooo"
says runnerdude on Oct 31st 11 (#1521976)
Reply | +24 | 1

yeah, for some reason no matter what version of the picture i try, it cuts out the "N" (un)
says Favvkes on Oct 31st 11 (#1522125)
Reply | -2 | 0

What are you talking about it right there I see it.
says SkylarOctavious on Oct 31st 11 (#1522132)
Reply | +6 | 0

Funny you mention that, because I just asked Anthony about this cropping business. He said that the little square image that cuts off your "N" is not meant to show the whole picture, but just a preview until one clicks on it to enlarge the image. I get the same problem.
says Rainboots on Oct 31st 11 (#1522225)
Reply | 0 | 0

I move that the Great Creator amends this problem. Will anyone second this motion?
says Favvkes on Oct 31st 11 (#1522254)
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I read it as "Pooooooooo"
says Anonymous on Oct 31st 11 (#1522346)
Reply | -2 | 0

I was thinking something more along the lines of the "I can't believe this shit!" kid.
says Sobriquet on Oct 31st 11 (#1522179)
Reply | +4 | 0

It's not right until you add the sound. http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
says Serg on Oct 31st 11 (#1522334)
Reply | +4 | 3

****, please. That's not a genuine fear.
says Laifer on Oct 31st 11 (#1521802)
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My face at 4:15: http://www.myfacewhen.net/view/...h-my-face-when
says Favvkes on Oct 31st 11 (#1521803)
Reply | +3 | 0

Or late periods. ...or EARLY periods! Damn, school sucks.
says Shadi on Oct 31st 11 (#1521846)
Reply | +26 | 0

Or no periods at all!
says Albert_Einstein on Oct 31st 11 (#1521876)
Reply | +5 | 0

Run-on sentences suck too.
says God_the_Almighty on Oct 31st 11 (#1521897)
Reply | +9 | 0

And black people asking you if you **** with one of their "brothas".
says amiritesucksnow on Oct 31st 11 (#1521795)
Reply | +41 | 8

Or just black people.
says Galileo on Oct 31st 11 (#1522106)
Reply | +28 | 6

I read that last one and, well, I guess I'm not finishing what I was just eating.
says ActionMan on Oct 31st 11 (#1521796)
Reply | +23 | 0

... eating tasty cakes... I guess that's a reasonable fear.
says Shadi on Oct 31st 11 (#1521850)
Reply | -2 | 0

I don't understand your reply, so I'm going to just show you this picture of a puppy biting another puppy's nose. http://ctrlv.in/43625
says ActionMan on Oct 31st 11 (#1522434)
Reply | +35 | 10

NEKKID GRAMWAW
says Roy on Oct 31st 11 (#1521799)
Reply | +12 | 0

x__x bad memories
says SkylarOctavious on Oct 31st 11 (#1521994)
Reply | +3 | 0

Nekkid HUH?!? Steve Harvey's reactions are priceless.
says vasectayou on Oct 31st 11 (#1522983)
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Along with clothes that don't fit, and getting nuked. Very interesting. (y)
says Serg on Oct 31st 11 (#1521800)
Reply | +9 | 0

"Enemy tactical nuke inbound" http://ctrlv.in/43578
says Anonymous on Oct 31st 11 (#1522060)
Reply | +2 | 0

They could also add a free wifi network named "FuckYou" that won't connect to the internet.
says amiritesucksnow on Oct 31st 11 (#1521807)
Reply | +83 | 14

Or one named "get your own wifi mofo"
says Whacka on Oct 31st 11 (#1522423)
Reply | +5 | 0

And soup that you slightly over-seasoned. Absolutely horrifying.
says Clementines on Oct 31st 11 (#1521813)
Reply | +19 | 1

Maybe add a toilet that won't flush and a jammed locker. Homework you didn't know about. An F scribbled all over a test. The list goes on and on
says KirstenAnn on Oct 31st 11 (#1521818)
Reply | +20 | 0

an overflowing toilet is scarier :O
says ilikefurrywolves4815 on Oct 31st 11 (#1521849)
Reply | +14 | 0

*a toilet that won't flush during your period I fixed it.
says Sobriquet on Oct 31st 11 (#1522188)
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*an overflowing toilet that also won't flush, during your period I fixed it, combining-all-three-replies syle.
says MartellusBoss on Oct 31st 11 (#1522237)
Reply | +9 | 0

So you're actually drowning in a river of blood. Now THAT is good haunted house material.
says Sobriquet on Oct 31st 11 (#1522241)
Reply | +4 | 0

*A toilet that rapes you with a built in **** and throws you out of a 20 story window and flushes when you hit the ground. I win.
says Serg on Oct 31st 11 (#1522262)
Reply | +10 | 2

Although if you were dumb enough to try to use a semi animate toilet with a built in ****, you were probably 'asking for it.' But that still won't hold up in court, so take that you stupid toilet.
says MartellusBoss on Oct 31st 11 (#1522271)
Reply | +8 | 0

HOLY CRAP. Another abortion POTD!
says Shadi on Oct 31st 11 (#1521828)
Reply | +55 | 9

Haunted House = Dead fetus room in an abortion clinic.
says amiritesucksnow on Oct 31st 11 (#1521832)
Reply | +16 | 0

Haunted house = the womb during an abortion.
says Shadi on Oct 31st 11 (#1521839)
Reply | +16 | 0

Haunted house = an abortion in an abandoned building performed by a man missing three of his fingers and one eye.
says Anonymous on Oct 31st 11 (#1521947)
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How many fingers did the guy have to begin with?
says Shadi on Oct 31st 11 (#1522146)
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I think it's safe to assume he had at least three. I'm gonna guess between four and 11 fingers.
says MartellusBoss on Oct 31st 11 (#1522220)
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Six...?
says Anonymous on Oct 31st 11 (#1522261)
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good one.
says StickCaveman on Oct 31st 11 (#1522119)
Reply | +1 | 0

Don't forget college debt.
says Rocky on Oct 31st 11 (#1521853)
Reply | +28 | 1

Don't forget a world without love.
says Albert_Einstein on Oct 31st 11 (#1521881)
Reply | +11 | 0

Don't you forget about me.
says Rocky on Oct 31st 11 (#1521883)
Reply | +31 | 4

NEVAR ROCKY NEVAR <33333333333333333333
says Albert_Einstein on Oct 31st 11 (#1522002)
Reply | +3 | 0

(l)
says Rocky on Oct 31st 11 (#1522438)
Reply | 0 | 0

don't don't don't doooooooooooooooooooooooon't!!!!!!! (that's the only other part I know)
says alittleannoyed on Oct 31st 11 (#1522105)
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A large flight of stairs that you have to get down in order to use the restroom because you drank a whole big slurpee and your bladder is FULL. ;___;
says Anonymous on Oct 31st 11 (#1521893)
Reply | +13 | 0

Glide down the banister.
says Rocky on Oct 31st 11 (#1521931)
Reply | +1 | 0

The railing is made of barbed wire.
says CarolineGustin on Oct 31st 11 (#1521937)
Reply | +29 | 1

Worst variation of "The floor is made of lava" ever.
says ActionMan on Oct 31st 11 (#1522046)
Reply | +17 | 0

I have an intense fear of falling down stairs. Even if I slid down the banister, is be afraid to fall off and fall down the stairs.
says Anonymous on Oct 31st 11 (#1521941)
Reply | +2 | 0

Piss off of the stairs.
says StickCaveman on Nov 1st 11 (#1523147)
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I don't see what making the stairs angry-- wait, piss off OF, ok. Well, I'm a girl, see, and my junk is inside and nearly unaimable. Sure its not a real word, but I still can't aim it. That and the whole intense fear of stairs bit...
says Anonymous on Nov 1st 11 (#1523284)
Reply | 0 | 0

Use the upstairs bathroom. Duh.
says StickCaveman on Nov 1st 11 (#1523343)
Reply | 0 | 0

It wouldn't be a proper scare house if it had a toilet upstairs.
says Anonymous on Nov 1st 11 (#1523376)
Reply | +1 | 0

Some people fear things like spiders, ghosts, or heights. I fear losing my loved ones or dying before I have a chance to tell them goodbye.
says StickCaveman on Oct 31st 11 (#1522104)
Reply | +10 | 0

I have a fear of dropping my chocolate bars on the floor.
says Serg on Oct 31st 11 (#1522289)
Reply | +30 | 7

I have a genuine fear of being chased by a masked man with a chainsaw.
says Sobriquet on Oct 31st 11 (#1522130)
Reply | +2 | 1

As do most people, to be fair
says BurntToastCastle on Oct 31st 11 (#1522184)
Reply | +13 | 0

Exactly.
says Sobriquet on Oct 31st 11 (#1522195)
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well, yeah that's scary, but we all know haunted houses are fake.
says StickCaveman on Oct 31st 11 (#1522214)
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You mean like, horror houses aren't real? Or, ghosts in general aren't real?
says ThreeScoopMaven on Oct 31st 11 (#1522512)
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Well personally I don't believe in ghosts because I have yet to see one. But I meant that haunted houses are fake. The chainsaws don't have chains on them. Don't get me wrong, haunted houses are thrilling and fun, but not as scary as some things.
says StickCaveman on Oct 31st 11 (#1522518)
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no. i will not stand to have britney spears pictures in every haunted house!
says name on Oct 31st 11 (#1522360)
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There was an ad on tv a few years ago and it was two teenage girls on a ghost train. Instead of things jumping at them they drove past a model of their dad dancing and a little child saying "I like to read... YOUR EMAILS
says WideAwake on Oct 31st 11 (#1522493)
Reply | +8 | 1

Was it a deodorant commercial? Because I remember something similar.
says AllyKat on Oct 31st 11 (#1522510)
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I don't know. I thought it was for a phone company but I could be wrong
says WideAwake on Oct 31st 11 (#1522558)
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Haha, this is the greatest!
says Titts_McGee on Oct 31st 11 (#1522641)
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Sliding down a slide of razor blades into a pool of hot oil. I had a dream of that and I've been dead inside ever since.
says Anonymous on Oct 31st 11 (#1522858)
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Old people in bikinis and thongs and performing all the poses in the kama sutra and when eating soup with no teeth or me after washing and blow drying my hair, or your creepy neighbors
says LauraHernandez on Oct 31st 11 (#1522877)
Reply | +3 | 0

Waking up in the Nether.
says theinfinitecoder on Nov 25th 11 (#1555007)
Reply | 0 | 0

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