You've died and are suspended between heaven and hell. From there you see your family celebrating and thusly determine:
says Sukiesnow on May 26th 16 (#792567)
They've finally caught onto your Ponzi scheme.
says Sukiesnow on May 26th 16 (#2310028)
That it took death to get you to move out of home but now they got a spare room that they can use to store all that junk in the Garage.
says OzSurfer on May 26th 16 (#2310050)
Lol... At first they were trying to marry you off...but when that didn't work...
says Sukiesnow on May 26th 16 (#2310083)
They're going to be fine without me.. which would please me.
says PhilboydStudge on May 26th 16 (#2310058)
You're telling me you don't want ONE tear shed...?
says Sukiesnow on May 26th 16 (#2310085)
Only if it helps them through the grieving process. Honest.
Having children, one of my biggest concerns about dying is losing the ability to help them through the difficult times.
says PhilboydStudge on May 26th 16 (#2310164)
I always say let me go first so I don't have to miss anyone.
says BarbOBarr on May 26th 16 (#2310082)
The verdict must not have come in on me yet. I'd be crossing my fingers mighty tight at that point. Either that, or my robe was snagged on something.
says faceman on May 26th 16 (#2310094)
says Sukiesnow on May 28th 16 (#2311140)
Lol! I don't think you're going to be suspended between the two. You're either going to hell or heaven when judgement day comes. I'll take heaven.
says cali93 on May 26th 16 (#2310104)
Let me know, okay? :)
says Sukiesnow on May 26th 16 (#2310310)
I would want them to be happy...the big problem is which road I'm going to take, I'll go to to a nice place and leave the hot place to rabbits....hehe
says JD on May 26th 16 (#2310109)
I would look up, full in the knowledge that, I'm not worthy to be there, but my hope would be that my faith would allow me a place
says Freeranger on May 26th 16 (#2310116)
I would put my arms around them and tell them I'm OK, just waiting in line to enter Paradise....that would make them very happy.
says StarzAbove on May 26th 16 (#2310147)
I don't believe in Heaven or Hell plus any religion which features a "Hell" can not be called compassionate.
says Tiffanee on May 26th 16 (#2310161)
I would determine that they were celebrating my life with them.
It was a little like that when my Dad passed. Friends and family came to visit toward the end of his life. When he passed, they all came over. Everyone brought food. Very impromptu. We all told funny stories about Dad and told about lessons learned. It was very cathartic for everyone - especially Mom. I'm sure Dad would have been pleased.
says Budwick on May 26th 16 (#2310187)
My insurance policy must have paid out quickly. :)
says Will_Janitor on May 26th 16 (#2310232)
says Sukiesnow on May 26th 16 (#2310311)
They found my $1M life insurance policy.
says SolitaryMan on May 28th 16 (#2311143)
I am going to Heaven :)
says redmask38 on Jun 11th 16 (#2319641)
I'll choose the Rock over the hard place.
says Masha on Jun 11th 16 (#2319828)
I need to find Jesus...
says Jaxxi on Aug 12th 17 (#2627458)
What kind of a deranged psychotic family celebrates the death of their family member.
says Sunny_the_skeptic on Aug 12th 17 (#2627499)
It's called a Wake here...or a Celebration of Life.
says Sukiesnow on Aug 13th 17 (#2628119)
They published all of my unwritten work and got rich.
says BlindMist on Aug 12th 17 (#2627568)
says Sukiesnow on Aug 13th 17 (#2628120)
they are happy i am in heaven
says graceriversschmidt on Aug 12th 17 (#2627613)