👰🏼 Post some things you would say if you were a marriage counselor. 👰🏼 (+1)
says Tiffanee on Oct 28th 17 (#816254)
1. "You need to hope for the best and prepare for the worst"
2."You can control whether you stay or end the marriage, but you can't control your partner's decision, only provide a level of influence then go back to #1"
says OzSurfer on Oct 28th 17 (#2684511)
It's not selfish to do what's best for you.
says Tiffanee on Oct 28th 17 (#2684512)
Compromise, compromise, compromise.
says StarzAbove on Oct 28th 17 (#2684516)
Work hard at your marriage ...help each other...be friends...when your partner makes a mistake, talk to each other...
says JD on Oct 28th 17 (#2684537)
says Carla on Oct 28th 17 (#2684544)
Can I be an alternative Marriage Counselor , giving them ways to Spice up their Love Life with Xtra curricular activities
the Divorce Courts are right next door to my Office lolz
says Darkest_Serenity on Oct 28th 17 (#2684546)
If you’re lucky enough to find someone that shines bright enough to lead you out of the dark, make sure you let them know they’re loved.
says Tiffanee on Oct 28th 17 (#2684550)
Yes that's very true I'm blessed with the perfect woman in my life and I need no other
says Metal_god14 on Oct 28th 17 (#2684552)
She holds a special place in my heart all just for her I found the perfect girl to spend my life with
says Metal_god14 on Oct 28th 17 (#2684553)
No more farting at the kitchen table dammit!
says Rooster on Oct 29th 17 (#2684591)
Only marriage can turn a missing spatula into an act of war.
says Tiffanee on Oct 29th 17 (#2684602)
says Darkest_Serenity on Oct 29th 17 (#2684607)
Ha Ha true
says Metal_god14 on Oct 29th 17 (#2684624)
My Parents didn't need a Marriage Guidance Counselor Tiff , they needed a Referee and a spit bucket
says Darkest_Serenity on Oct 29th 17 (#2684605)
I give the worst relationship advice. You’re not happy?! **** leave or shut up....
says Tiffanee on Oct 29th 17 (#2684625)
Why do couples even go to bars? You won, congratulations. Go home and ****. Make room for the rest of us.
says Tiffanee on Oct 29th 17 (#2684609)
I have the perfect girl we are very happy I don't need any marriage counseling we are just fine
says Metal_god14 on Oct 29th 17 (#2684632)
If i was a marriage counselor, i'd be looking in the wanted ads..
I'd probably say "You got an aspirin....and a stick of gum?"
says DandyDon on Oct 29th 17 (#2684667)
"Why did you marry your dog?"
says AliceD on Oct 29th 17 (#2684698)
Support each other dreams and interests.
says Dar on Oct 29th 17 (#2684731)
Respecting each other is essential:
says Marianne on Oct 29th 17 (#2684739)
I can give you the number of my divorce lawyer.
says Blewynanifail on Oct 29th 17 (#2684785)
Stop ** other people, just so you get to ** with each other.
says ZonkeyBalls on Oct 29th 17 (#2685000)
Instead of diamonds, give her what she really wants this holiday season...divorce papers.
says Tiffanee on Oct 29th 17 (#2685015)
Marriage is all about compromise. For example, agree to never sit in certain chairs in exchange for one chair you can sleep in.
says Tiffanee on Oct 29th 17 (#2685019)