Amirite?
now you can be right wherever you are.

I'm dying at an accelerated rate and I don't like it. Being dead makes me less irritating to the anons. I think that makes me even more pissed off. (+11)
says ZonkeyBalls on Nov 27th 17 (#816869)
Agree (12) | Disagree (1)

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Marko, your words will always be here. Irritating the **** out of the anons.
says Carla on Nov 27th 17 (#2697749)
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Not with the mods we have. I should not have applied for the position, as some animals are more equal than the others.
says ZonkeyBalls on Nov 27th 17 (#2697751)
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I would much rather have the marko whom the mods might need to censure, than the marko that does the censuring.
says Carla on Nov 27th 17 (#2697752)
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I guess, somehow certain things are counter-intuitive.
says ZonkeyBalls on Nov 27th 17 (#2697757)
Reply | +2 | 2

Do you miss me now? You know, Budwick!
says Budwick on Nov 28th 17 (#2697968)
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I know I pissed off a lot of people, for which I do apologize.
says ZonkeyBalls on Nov 28th 17 (#2697972)
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I don't know what you're talking about Zonk. We may have disagreed - although I honestly can't remember what it may have been about. I didn't get a lot of your jokes. But, from my point of view, you have nothing to apologize for. My life has been enriched from having known you - even over the Internet. My heart breaks for you Zonk. Please know that there are a lot of people here that you've never even met, that care about you, that would like to comfort you. http://data.amirite.net/user_im...d8ec676652.jpg Hang in there Zonk!
says Budwick on Nov 28th 17 (#2697977)
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https://bmovies.is/film/hit-and-run.r73q If you like Dax, I do.
says ZonkeyBalls on Nov 28th 17 (#2697981)
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I'll accept your apology....hehe
says JD on Nov 28th 17 (#2698133)
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The mods are great...bow to them and thank them for the great job they do....kiss their feet, not sure about Vic's ....hehe..
says JD on Nov 27th 17 (#2697764)
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I'm pretty sure Vic has hooves - not feet. http://data.amirite.net/user_im...da81ed936c.jpg
says Budwick on Nov 28th 17 (#2698062)
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Is that what he looks like without his mustache? Hell, that is weird.
says ZonkeyBalls on Nov 28th 17 (#2698095)
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http://data.amirite.net/user_im...831b5caab8.jpg
says Thinkerbell on Dec 6th 17 (#2701053)
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You are one wise and witty Fairy! I wish you and your family a blessed and Merry Christmas!
says Budwick on Dec 6th 17 (#2701060)
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And to you and yours, Bud! (hug) https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-16-2017/caUIU4.gif
says Thinkerbell on Dec 6th 17 (#2701064)
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I'm just gonna do something silly to annoy people off. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94SQlp2ACM8
says ZonkeyBalls on Nov 28th 17 (#2697806)
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Wow that looks great!
says OzSurfer on Nov 28th 17 (#2697875)
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For Playstation One, it's pretty bloody cool.
says ZonkeyBalls on Nov 28th 17 (#2697939)
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https://bmovies.is/film/chips.qx043
says ZonkeyBalls on Nov 28th 17 (#2697944)
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Yeah, those ** Mods on here you know I should really just go and get one of them and then with a pound of butter, a crescent and a roll of barbed wire I will.... hey, hold the ** up, I am a Mod......
says AliceD on Nov 28th 17 (#2697815)
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Would you mind? I did send you a message.
says ZonkeyBalls on Nov 28th 17 (#2697832)
Reply | +1 | 0

Done mate :)
says AliceD on Nov 28th 17 (#2697841)
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Noticed. Thank you.
says ZonkeyBalls on Nov 28th 17 (#2697842)
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We all have an expiration date, Zonk. Some of us have just been made aware of when they suspect that date to be. Live today, live now, tomorrow will take care of itself.
says Gun on Nov 28th 17 (#2697909)
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Well, it's nicer to die at home than in a bloody war zone.
says ZonkeyBalls on Nov 28th 17 (#2697938)
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Ye say true.
says Gun on Nov 28th 17 (#2697945)
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Get busy living. We’re all gonna die. Make it worth it or don’t. I expect to go daily. I just hope Hell looks nothing like my work. :)
says DW2 on Nov 30th 17 (#2698886)
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Well, you haven't been working in the Heaven either, so how about a compromise... Purgatory?
says ZonkeyBalls on Dec 1st 17 (#2699518)
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Hell has been sending pamflets..
says DW2 on Dec 2nd 17 (#2699856)
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It's an option for a vacation, but... I wouldn't go that far as staying there.
says ZonkeyBalls on Dec 2nd 17 (#2699879)
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The catholics kicked Purgatory out a long time back - sucks to be those who lived there.
says PartyOfOne on Dec 6th 17 (#2701061)
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Zonk you have for the first time left me struggling for words to describe what I'm feeling and thinking. but I'll give it a whirl. I'm pretty sure from past comments of yours that you don't believe in an after life or a creator for that matter. I can offer to you no proof certain of a divine creator except to say that for me the very complexity of not just our human existence. But also the mind boggling complexity of everything around us and in the stars. This all shouts to me that one does indeed exist. For me it would take faith on a monumental scale to believe that all that exist happed by accident. I don't believe a lot of what we have been lead to believe about the Creator is true. It is mans feeble attempt to explain and understand God. Which I don't believe is what "he" ever wanted from us. I think all that was ever wanted was companionship and reciprocal love. If you read Genesis That is the God I see. I hope that maybe you have a little room in your heart and the soul I know you have for that Creator. Not saying you can expect a miraculous healing if you do( who knows you might) but to enter the spirit realm and have the creator of all things as your friend and guide would be pretty damn cool. God bless you my friend and whether you like it or not I'll say a prayer for you. Your American friend Brian.
says Brianl on Dec 5th 17 (#2700830)
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Thank you, Brian. It's all good. I believe in the soul, but not in the same way. This isn't my first tour on this silly planet. I don't know, how many cycles I've gone through, but... I will reappear to haunt this site properly. ;o) I'm an agnostic. I'm open to the idea of a greater force, what- or whichever she might turn out to be, but for her sake... I hope she's ready for me, before she turns the tables. I'm a rather rude customer. Don't worry. I'll be alright, even in my death. My dad died with a smile on his face. I try to make it a grin, even though I don't have that many teeth left. ;o)
says ZonkeyBalls on Dec 5th 17 (#2700843)
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Grins are fine. Keep me posted on your condition my friend.
says Brianl on Dec 6th 17 (#2700970)
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