Amirite?
now you can be right wherever you are.

I want to have **** with a woman, who is not reading my mind. Any suggestions? No, I don't want to have a braindead Kardashian, cheers. (+1)
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 9th 18 (#817524)
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Yeah, this was actually a question, but I cannot bother to change it to the other side. I apologize for the inconvenience.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 9th 18 (#2710995)
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I changed that for you!
says Rooster on Jan 9th 18 (#2710996)
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I'd call that an impressive room service!
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 9th 18 (#2710999)
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You might try a hoe instead. All they think of is the money! So you're safe there! LOL https://media2.giphy.com/media/...S0jS/giphy.gif
says Rooster on Jan 9th 18 (#2710998)
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I tried a garden hose. I just needed the compressor engine to run the air backwards.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 9th 18 (#2711000)
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Don't want to see you get a yeast infection or anything so, why not go the safe route and buy a hot tub? Put it on hyper-massage and just sit over the jets......
says Freeranger on Jan 9th 18 (#2711009)
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That would be cheating on Winnipeg Jets.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 9th 18 (#2711011)
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no one said anything about pegging buddy. that's on you.....
says Freeranger on Jan 9th 18 (#2711013)
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I don't know if that's possible Zonk, women are interesting creatures, often unreadable and impulsive. Nothing good isn't without it's conditions or consequences.
says Sunny_the_skeptic on Jan 9th 18 (#2711019)
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You can see their teeth, so... You can predict their future as well... Being a thanksgiving Turkey and all... No, wait... I meant... Oh, oops.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 9th 18 (#2711036)
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Have you met Samantha? (biggrin) http://www.amirite.com/816217-s...ers-at-the-new
says Bozette on Jan 9th 18 (#2711043)
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No, but I had a wonderful weekend with Gretchel, the non-talking parrot in Münich. She was quite choppy, though. I needed some surgery, after she was through.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 9th 18 (#2711046)
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Well Samantha...(poor Samantha)...might judge you, but she's unlikely to attack you. ;)
says Bozette on Jan 9th 18 (#2711059)
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Is that the same Samantha that was on here as anonymous? (hehe)
says SynysterGates on Jan 9th 18 (#2711061)
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Maybe so... (biggrin)
says Bozette on Jan 9th 18 (#2711067)
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Ha!
says Rooster on Jan 9th 18 (#2711064)
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Oh? You're introducing men to Samantha? (xp)
says Zolfie on Jan 9th 18 (#2711092)
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Samantha Fox is a lesbian. Also, she's had a surgery - she wanted, counter-intellectually, smaller breasts. That means she doesn't like the natural order of mammals winning the planet over, after the silly event. She wants to be a crocodile.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 9th 18 (#2711093)
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That's not good! Crocodile's have very interesting eyes, but you can't trust them, as they always bite! http://ak8.picdn.net/shuttersto...38/thumb/1.jpg
says Zolfie on Jan 9th 18 (#2711094)
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It's in their nature. I wouldn't trust my **** anywhere near Samantha. I bet she has bitey downstairs as well.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 9th 18 (#2711095)
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RAWWR!!! 乂^◡^乂 https://i.imgur.com/jidnZdh.gif
says Ada on Jan 11th 18 (#2711401)
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duct tape is amazing (biggrin) https://static.independent.co.u...an-cropped.jpg
says Zolfie on Jan 11th 18 (#2711407)
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I think duct tape is a precursor to having any kind of **** with a crocodile. It's chemistry.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 11th 18 (#2711413)
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She'll spark up your **** life. https://i.imgur.com/2RXFMEN.gif
says SynysterGates on Jan 9th 18 (#2711062)
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My **** has no life. Anybody has some cheap Viagra I could buy online?
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 9th 18 (#2711079)
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Ask JD, (hehe)
says SynysterGates on Jan 9th 18 (#2711116)
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JD uses my own cocktail, which has nothing to do with a tail, but plenty with a ****.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 9th 18 (#2711117)
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(hehe)(hehe)
says SynysterGates on Jan 9th 18 (#2711118)
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Just get a tin foil hat! https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/in...der-Inglis.jpg Then she'll be scratching her head, as she won't be able to read your mind https://cdn.barstoolsports.net/...0.54.22-AM.jpg
says Zolfie on Jan 9th 18 (#2711091)
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Women can read your mind 24/7 Marko, that's just the way it is. 乂º◡^乂
says Ada on Jan 11th 18 (#2711399)
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Even I can't read my mind.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 11th 18 (#2711412)
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The perfect woman for you... https://img-s1.onedio.com/id-59...10136d6e66.gif
says Chris_PHAET_Demon on Jan 12th 18 (#2711653)
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