I want to have **** with a woman, who is not reading my mind. Any suggestions? No, I don't want to have a braindead Kardashian, cheers. (+2)
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 9th 18 (#817524)
Yeah, this was actually a question, but I cannot bother to change it to the other side. I apologize for the inconvenience.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 9th 18 (#2710995)
I changed that for you!
says Rooster on Jan 9th 18 (#2710996)
I'd call that an impressive room service!
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 9th 18 (#2710999)
You might try a hoe instead. All they think of is the money! So you're safe there! LOL
says Rooster on Jan 9th 18 (#2710998)
I tried a garden hose.
I just needed the compressor engine to run the air backwards.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 9th 18 (#2711000)
no one said anything about pegging buddy. that's on you.....
says Freeranger on Jan 9th 18 (#2711013)
I don't know if that's possible Zonk, women are interesting creatures, often unreadable and impulsive. Nothing good isn't without it's conditions or consequences.
says Sunny_the_skeptic on Jan 9th 18 (#2711019)
You can see their teeth, so... You can predict their future as well... Being a thanksgiving Turkey and all... No, wait... I meant... Oh, oops.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 9th 18 (#2711036)
Have you met Samantha?
says Bozette on Jan 9th 18 (#2711043)
No, but I had a wonderful weekend with Gretchel, the non-talking parrot in Münich. She was quite choppy, though. I needed some surgery, after she was through.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 9th 18 (#2711046)
Well Samantha...(poor Samantha)...might judge you, but she's unlikely to attack you. ;)
says Bozette on Jan 9th 18 (#2711059)
Is that the same Samantha that was on here as anonymous?
says SynysterGates on Jan 9th 18 (#2711061)
says Bozette on Jan 9th 18 (#2711067)
says Rooster on Jan 9th 18 (#2711064)
Oh? You're introducing men to Samantha?
says Zolfie on Jan 9th 18 (#2711092)
Samantha Fox is a lesbian. Also, she's had a surgery - she wanted, counter-intellectually, smaller breasts. That means she doesn't like the natural order of mammals winning the planet over, after the silly event. She wants to be a crocodile.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 9th 18 (#2711093)
It's in their nature. I wouldn't trust my **** anywhere near Samantha. I bet she has bitey downstairs as well.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 9th 18 (#2711095)
She'll spark up your **** life.
says SynysterGates on Jan 9th 18 (#2711062)
My **** has no life. Anybody has some cheap Viagra I could buy online?
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 9th 18 (#2711079)
Just get a tin foil hat!
Then she'll be scratching her head, as she won't be able to read your mind
says Zolfie on Jan 9th 18 (#2711091)
Women can read your mind 24/7 Marko, that's just the way it is.
says Ada on Jan 11th 18 (#2711399)
Even I can't read my mind.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 11th 18 (#2711412)
The perfect woman for you...
says Chris_PHAET_Demon on Jan 12th 18 (#2711653)