Amirite?
now you can be right wherever you are.

Baad Eeengleesh?
says Blewynanifail on Jan 11th 18 (#817549)

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Rome hotel: Fire! It is what can doing, we hope. No fear. Not ourselves. Say quickly to all people coming up down everywhere a prayer. Always is a clerk. He is assured of safety by expert men who are in the bar for telephone for the fighters of the fire to come out. Polish Tourist Brochure: As for the tripes serves you at the Hotel Monopol, you will be singing its praise to your children as you lie on your deathbed. French Hotel: A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but no trouser. French Restaurant Menu: Extract of fowl, peached or sunnyside up. French Swimming Pool: Swimming is forbidden in absence of the Savior. Spanish Hotel Ad: The provision of a large French widow in every room adds to the visitors comfort. Madrid Restaurant Menu: Tarts of the house. Madrid Hotel: Peoples will left the room at midday of tomorrow in place of not which will be more money for hole day. Athens Restaurant Menu: Chopped cow with a wire through it. *Bowels in sauce *shish-kebab tripe On the Box of a Clockwork Toy Made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
says Blewynanifail on Jan 11th 18 (#2711568)
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Those are hilarious xD My fellow madrileños are not too good at translating into English it seems (hehe)
says Thibault on Jan 12th 18 (#2711651)
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Very good! (hehe) (hehe)
says Rooster on Jan 11th 18 (#2711596)
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(hehe)(hehe) Bad English <iframe width="854" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/c...s?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>
says SynysterGates on Jan 11th 18 (#2711597)
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I reckon we do not translate well.
says Carla on Jan 11th 18 (#2711609)
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Sounds more like someone trying to type, while being put in a choke hold.. http://images.rapgenius.com/742...500x335x14.gif
says DandyDon on Jan 12th 18 (#2711630)
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I don't know what either of those say. Please use proper ENGLISH only
says LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred on Jan 12th 18 (#2711642)
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What's proper English? You just gave me a permission to have **** with you seventeen times a day. Did I complain? No.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 12th 18 (#2711676)
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Silly i said ZERO
says LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred on Jan 12th 18 (#2711726)
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Just try to adjust, as I try to adjust to the most recent whiff of having no reality at all. I'm dealing with a thought of actually writing the bloody book. That one, yes. Fiction, but believable enough. The one.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 12th 18 (#2711728)
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Chopped cow with a wire through...sounds good, now I'm hungry
says Flrdsgns on Jan 13th 18 (#2712067)
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Lol - (hehe)(hehe)(hehe)!
says Marianne on Jan 22nd 18 (#2714766)
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