says Blewynanifail on Jan 11th 18 (#817549)
Fire! It is what can doing, we hope. No fear. Not ourselves. Say quickly to all people coming up down everywhere a prayer. Always is a clerk. He is assured of safety by expert men who are in the bar for telephone for the fighters of the fire to come out.
Polish Tourist Brochure:
As for the tripes serves you at the Hotel Monopol, you will be singing its praise to your children as you lie on your deathbed.
A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but no trouser.
French Restaurant Menu:
Extract of fowl, peached or sunnyside up.
French Swimming Pool:
Swimming is forbidden in absence of the Savior.
Spanish Hotel Ad:
The provision of a large French widow in every room adds to the visitors comfort.
Madrid Restaurant Menu:
Tarts of the house.
Peoples will left the room at midday of tomorrow in place of not which will be more money for hole day.
Athens Restaurant Menu:
Chopped cow with a wire through it. *Bowels in sauce *shish-kebab tripe
On the Box of a Clockwork Toy Made in Hong Kong:
Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
says Blewynanifail on Jan 11th 18 (#2711568)
Those are hilarious xD
My fellow madrileños are not too good at translating into English it seems
says Thibault on Jan 12th 18 (#2711651)
says Rooster on Jan 11th 18 (#2711596)
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says SynysterGates on Jan 11th 18 (#2711597)
I reckon we do not translate well.
says Carla on Jan 11th 18 (#2711609)
Sounds more like someone trying to type, while being put in a choke hold..
says DandyDon on Jan 12th 18 (#2711630)
I don't know what either of those say. Please use proper ENGLISH only
says LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred on Jan 12th 18 (#2711642)
What's proper English? You just gave me a permission to have **** with you seventeen times a day. Did I complain? No.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 12th 18 (#2711676)
Silly i said ZERO
says LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred on Jan 12th 18 (#2711726)
Just try to adjust, as I try to adjust to the most recent whiff of having no reality at all. I'm dealing with a thought of actually writing the bloody book. That one, yes. Fiction, but believable enough. The one.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 12th 18 (#2711728)
Chopped cow with a wire through...sounds good, now I'm hungry
says Flrdsgns on Jan 13th 18 (#2712067)