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What would be the worst thing to use instead if you ran out of toilet paper?
says Blewynanifail on Jan 13th 18 (#817562)

Comments

Poison ivy...
says JustJimColo on Jan 13th 18 (#2711846)
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The leaves of a poison oak bush
says Gun on Jan 13th 18 (#2711864)
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A nuclear warhead, which has known to happen more often than one might want to believe.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 13th 18 (#2711868)
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Cut the paper towels in half
says Sunny_the_skeptic on Jan 13th 18 (#2711879)
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Cut the crap.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 13th 18 (#2711935)
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Oooh I'd rather not.
says Sunny_the_skeptic on Jan 13th 18 (#2711940)
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Here I sit, in a cloud of vapor Some **** stole the toilet paper My work is waiting I cannot linger Watch out ****, here comes my finger!
says Rooster on Jan 13th 18 (#2711889)
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(hehe)
says SynysterGates on Jan 13th 18 (#2711902)
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Here comes my finger, why do I linger?
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 13th 18 (#2711933)
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(biggrin)(maniac)(maniac)(hehe)
says Sunny_the_skeptic on Jan 13th 18 (#2711941)
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LOL
says JustJimColo on Jan 13th 18 (#2711968)
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https://i.imgur.com/cJRWM2P.jpg
says SynysterGates on Jan 13th 18 (#2711903)
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(hehe)
says Rooster on Jan 13th 18 (#2711907)
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I guess that's better than looking for the hand towel.
says JustJimColo on Jan 13th 18 (#2711969)
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Yeah and it's brown too. lol
says SynysterGates on Jan 13th 18 (#2712020)
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Sand paper.. https://78.media.tumblr.com/efe...6p8ao1_500.gif
says DandyDon on Jan 13th 18 (#2711931)
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(hehe)
says SynysterGates on Jan 13th 18 (#2711932)
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(hehe)
says DandyDon on Jan 13th 18 (#2711934)
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If I had a worse speech impediment than I have now, I would call you SandySon.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 13th 18 (#2711938)
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I would take a shower before having to do that.. https://media.giphy.com/media/c...Ylq0/giphy.gif
says DandyDon on Jan 13th 18 (#2711983)
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Carpet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrLDzfvLm4A
says azlotto on Jan 13th 18 (#2711945)
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A hedgehog....
says JD on Jan 13th 18 (#2712012)
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Broken glass.
says JerryHendrickson on Jan 14th 18 (#2712164)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6SBch8ZdKE
says VicZinc on Jan 14th 18 (#2712171)
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I always have plenty on hand :-).http://data.amirite.net/user_im...b7a46f02d6.jpg
says Metal_god14 on Jan 14th 18 (#2712212)
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probably the money in one's wallet. keep the change....
says Freeranger on Jan 14th 18 (#2712252)
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razor blades
says Walt_OReagun on Jan 15th 18 (#2712489)
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