Let's play a game, put a picture of an animal and make up a profile as if it were on a dating site.
says Sunny_the_skeptic on May 14th 18 (#819794)
Here's an example:
Sharon, 46 - Lawyer, divorced with 2 kids, dislikes cliché pick up lines, does not believe in love, reads spicy poetry, fan of fifty shades of gray, dislikes cheap drinks.
says Sunny_the_skeptic on May 14th 18 (#2760964)
Leo, 39 - Computer Tech, single, likes to rock and roll, loves great food, especially raw steaks. Fancy dresser, great with small talk.
says StarzAbove on May 14th 18 (#2760983)
Thanks for joining in, Star.
says Sunny_the_skeptic on May 14th 18 (#2760990)
I'm dark and mysterious , have curly hair and you won't have a dull moment...
says JD on May 14th 18 (#2761025)
Good one John.
says Sunny_the_skeptic on May 14th 18 (#2761032)
I nominate DandyDon to help me write a profile for this sweet lovable Zonkey
says Chuck_Tom on May 14th 18 (#2761046)
Would love to see that.
says Sunny_the_skeptic on May 14th 18 (#2761050)
I supplied the photo - DD can supply the wording...
says Chuck_Tom on May 14th 18 (#2761051)
Berry, 37 - Woodworker, lots of kids, lives alone, likes being outside, going on long walks, messing up humans' flowerbeds, dislikes humans, cars, long term commitment... hit me up if you like a tongue bath, I can lick for DAAAAAAAYS
says Zolfie on May 14th 18 (#2761095)
says Sunny_the_skeptic on May 15th 18 (#2761367)
Jack, 43. Lawyer at a big firm during the day, exotic dancer at night, medical college student in-between. Enjoys long fast trots through the prairies. Very persuasive. Doesn't take a no for an answer.
says primeiro on May 15th 18 (#2761162)
Must be a keeper.
says Sunny_the_skeptic on May 15th 18 (#2761368)
Manny, 27. Flamboyant nature lover. Bacon free for 3 years! Likes barnyards, mud wrestling, and apple picking. Hates BBQ and charcuterie. Let's meet for some mushroom hunting and then a very long nap.
says VicZinc on May 15th 18 (#2761237)
Thanks for joining, Vic.
says Sunny_the_skeptic on May 15th 18 (#2761369)
Love this sunny. Many grins.
says Carla on May 15th 18 (#2761247)
Maybe you should do one for you pup?
says Zolfie on May 15th 18 (#2761256)
Loves travel, leisure, cuddles and fine food. Looking for friends, no commitments.
says Carla on May 15th 18 (#2761266)
Foxy Blitch, 22 - Model, Likes healthy and hygienic people, Loves modelling and photography, Dislikes couch potatoes. Lookin for a rich and smart dawg.
says ZaraZooper on May 16th 18 (#2761724)
Oh my god what is that? A dog gazelle?
says Sunny_the_skeptic on May 16th 18 (#2761729)
Suzi Sloth, aged 57, retired, I'm really laid back, pretty slow and sometimes feel lazy. I'm very fun loving. I am a vegetarian. I like to take naps, and I love to climb trees.
says Gypsy on May 16th 18 (#2762032)
Yikes! I will!
says Gypsy on May 16th 18 (#2762043)
says that_guy on May 18th 18 (#2762975)
Haha animal dating site! :D
says Zolfie on May 28th 18 (#2770219)
Go on, try the gimmick. Find a photo of an animal and imagine what kind of person it would be if they were sentient.
says Sunny_the_skeptic on May 29th 18 (#2770376)
Cindy, 20, I'm shy, but a hugger, I like Forrest hills tr hat have bambo, I'm very much a foodie, with a very picky diet, but I know my food shoots. If you'd like to hang out with the trees, pleases contact me, and plz no d!ck pics
says Zolfie on May 29th 18 (#2770392)
There ya go
says Sunny_the_skeptic on May 29th 18 (#2770407)