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When the nuclear war, that will wipe us all out of the existence, finally starts, whom will you be rooting for?
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 12th 18 (#820510)

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The prophecy says it will be a horse war. Revelation 14:20 And the winepress was trodden without the city, and blood came out of the winepress, even unto the horse bridles, by the space of a thousand and six hundred furlongs.
says that_guy on Jun 12th 18 (#2777349)
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If there is Klingon bloodwine present, I can almost forget about the horses - which are quite annoying and stubborn animals, no matter how cute they are. Even the four riders will be agreeing me on that note.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 12th 18 (#2777351)
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With any luck those Chernobyl horses will be unicorns, but I don't think I'm willing to fly with those anytime soon, and they're definitely not friendly.
says Tanor_Faux on Jun 12th 18 (#2777395)
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All the crispy human meat, a little too tough, but it's alright. Radiation? pfft, I get more radiation sitting next to my living room's radiator.
says Tanor_Faux on Jun 12th 18 (#2777388)
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That's why I've never trusted radiators. It's the same reason, why I try to stay away from transformers. I don't want to giant car-robot to grab my ****.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 12th 18 (#2777390)
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Funny thing is that my living room radiator rarely throws any heat, because it's overtaken by the windows I cannot open and are drafty as **** in the winter so I'm freezing. But you're in Finland, so I shouldn't complain about "cold" as much as you'd complain of "heat" :P Even if Pennsylvania may surprise you.
says Tanor_Faux on Jun 12th 18 (#2777392)
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Well, things are changing surprisingly fast. It's more like "rainy days" here during the wintertime, although we had a ton of snow last winter, but I guess that was just a joke on us. Well, actually, warm weather causes us that problem in the upcoming winters more often than I'd like to think about.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 12th 18 (#2777394)
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The Bomb because it will be the only survivor and winner. https://media.giphy.com/media/H...pk1I1W/200.gif
says Rooster on Jun 12th 18 (#2777416)
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It will die eventually... How about the children? Why isn't anyone thinking about the c... Oh... Sorry... Yeah, that, those, that.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 12th 18 (#2777504)
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Whoever occupies my country next.
says Sunny_the_skeptic on Jun 12th 18 (#2777447)
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I will be the Forklift King of Bulgarishman!
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 12th 18 (#2777506)
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The French
says Blewynanifail on Jun 12th 18 (#2777451)
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The surrounder monkeys will be around for five billion years after the initial flash, you're correct.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 12th 18 (#2777509)
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Surrender monkeys... I have no **** idea, if surrounder monkeys are Dolby 9.1 or not... Sometimes, when drunk, I just misspell shit - in this case, with hilarious consequences.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 13th 18 (#2777673)
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(hehe)
says Blewynanifail on Jun 13th 18 (#2777917)
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The cockroaches, fishes and fleas.
says Carla on Jun 12th 18 (#2777484)
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The insects.
says Walt_OReagun on Jun 12th 18 (#2777596)
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Which one of them, precisely? There are zillions of different species out there.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 13th 18 (#2777660)
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All of them ... I root for them to evolve into "civilization", colonize the planets, and wind up like the "bugs" in Starship Troopers or Ender's Game. If any particular species holds more promise, it's probably the ants or bees. Maybe they could merge, and we'd have Aunt Bees. (HA!)
says Walt_OReagun on Jun 13th 18 (#2778065)
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I love that optimistic view of yours. All three thumbs up!
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 13th 18 (#2778068)
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steel cockroaches https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjiOb8WZoEo
says Neanderthal_Momdoer on Jun 13th 18 (#2777705)
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The Wolves... humans have shown they can't be trusted enough (xp)
says Zolfie on Jun 13th 18 (#2777833)
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Who let the wolves out? Who? Who? Who? Who let...
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 13th 18 (#2777847)
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(hehe), the wolves have always been wild and free (biggrin)
says Zolfie on Jun 13th 18 (#2777855)
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No wonder my tries to pet a raccoon ended badly. It was a wolf, after all.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 13th 18 (#2777856)
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hard to mistake a wolf and a raccoon.
says Zolfie on Jun 13th 18 (#2777860)
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They both look like a cat!
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 13th 18 (#2777862)
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I don't look like a cat!
says Zolfie on Jun 13th 18 (#2777866)
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You look like a walrus with an extraordinary nose job done by a famous plastic surgeon, probably Blind Ed.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 13th 18 (#2777868)
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Ed is not blind! He knows when the stop (xp) https://media1.tenor.com/images...c057/tenor.gif
says Zolfie on Jun 13th 18 (#2777874)
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Well, it's difficult to differentiate between the expressions: "Horse" and "****", when you are wasted enough - or a secret walrus.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 13th 18 (#2777876)
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The Empire, of course. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-R1C_P...ars-prop-1.jpg
says trooper on Jun 13th 18 (#2778023)
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Romans, again? I'm full forward with that!
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 13th 18 (#2778047)
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Hey...somebody's at the gate.
says trooper on Jun 13th 18 (#2778048)
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I thought that after Baldur's Gate III, there was nobody to hold the bloody thing from falling down?
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 13th 18 (#2778058)
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That wasn't it. It was Ring Wraiths knocking the damn thing down. https://j.gifs.com/0gDnR5.gif
says trooper on Jun 13th 18 (#2778069)
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Myself. :)
says DW2 on Jun 14th 18 (#2778311)
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That's not in the rules and they state that only the Doctor may change the rules.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 14th 18 (#2778312)
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I don’t follow rules well. And I don’t trust doctors. :)
says DW2 on Jun 14th 18 (#2778326)
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That's why you are "Nurse Ward 2", after all. Well. Something happens all of the time.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 14th 18 (#2778329)
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That makes sense
says DW2 on Jun 14th 18 (#2778336)
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