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It's the Official Amirite "Who the **** do you think you aren't?" drinking competition 2018. I have warmed myself up with some booze and beers. No doping allowed! No heavy machinery either! (+3)
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 14th 18 (#820567)
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Start... 1... Now!
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 14th 18 (#2778435)
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Zonk, I've got this. They will all lose. You're my only competition. Join me. jk
says JerryHendrickson on Jun 14th 18 (#2778487)
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Can I drink tea when being who the **** I aren't ?
says AliceD on Jun 14th 18 (#2778458)
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Yeah, I think this is where I kick your asses. jk
says JerryHendrickson on Jun 14th 18 (#2778477)
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You'll have some good competition there! I'm no slouch with the booze when I'm in the mood! (hehe) Add a weed smoking contest and none of you have a chance against me! (hehe)
says Rooster on Jun 14th 18 (#2778502)
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I sure don't. Lightweight here. 2 hits and I'm done.
says JerryHendrickson on Jun 14th 18 (#2778727)
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I was both wasted and exhausted, when I put this silly thing up. Even a badger would've killed me in the competition.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 14th 18 (#2778730)
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Well, I did wake up at 3.30 p.m. so I think I might have lost more than just my front teeth.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 14th 18 (#2778520)
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dammit im just naturally stoned at this point......ummmm uhhhh b
says TomboyJanet on Jun 14th 18 (#2778647)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 14th 18 (#2778682)
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Today, I wish that I never accepted the invitation to your competition. I think I won but I can't remember.
says JerryHendrickson on Jun 14th 18 (#2778729)
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No, it was a badger. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGlyFc79BUE
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 14th 18 (#2778734)
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Nope, the last thing I remember was the badger's wife taking him home because he couldn't even stand up and puked all over the floor.
says JerryHendrickson on Jun 14th 18 (#2778752)
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http://data.amirite.net/user_im...2d794a35bb.jpg
says Blewynanifail on Jun 14th 18 (#2778785)
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Bubbly life water, please. come here!!
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 14th 18 (#2778812)
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