Amirite?
now you can be right wherever you are.

Have you ever had a fight with a garden hose? If so, which one of you survived? I've had ten out of my thirteen lives offed by one of 'em.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 9th 18 (#821120)

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Dude, get rid of that hose already!
says that_guy on Jul 9th 18 (#2789277)
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No! It's San Hose Sharks! I love NHL!
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 9th 18 (#2789279)
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http://data.amirite.net/user_im...3548a658b4.jpg
says that_guy on Jul 9th 18 (#2789278)
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That's either ManBearPig or Zolfie (the same thing, really).
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 9th 18 (#2789280)
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Usually we agree to disagree....
says JD on Jul 9th 18 (#2789294)
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**** off, Platinum. I have 1-1 on the upcoming quarter-final.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 9th 18 (#2789299)
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Close 2-0
says JD on Jul 9th 18 (#2789398)
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You are betting against your own team? That's... Well... Becoming.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 9th 18 (#2789401)
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No I'm not ...we ain't doing bad...one game at a time
says JD on Jul 9th 18 (#2789427)
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I had Sterling on the first goal. He really doesn't know crap.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 9th 18 (#2789429)
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Never been a fan...
says JD on Jul 9th 18 (#2789432)
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Neither. I just hope England has another penalty... We both know, who is gonna sink it in. EDIT: I don't want to make you squirm, but 1-1 is pretty close in the semi...
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 10th 18 (#2789477)
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Yeah, sort of. Obviously, I've survived all of them...and most of the hoses are okay, too. (smile)
says Piper2 on Jul 9th 18 (#2789417)
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Ive had to cut a few...
says Carla on Jul 9th 18 (#2789461)
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Most of my encounters with them leave me dampened. To spite me, they usually pinch themselves closed in kinks, failing to covey water. Then they never coil up neatly in an act of final defiance...
says Fyrefox on Jul 12th 18 (#2790421)
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And for you folks in the south, that is what you call "hosepipe".
says that_guy on Jul 14th 18 (#2791259)
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