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How many submarines do you have in your basement?
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 10th 18 (#821153)

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Just the memory of one amigo... U610, a VIIC class submarine piloted by Kapitan Walter von Freiberg. On a cold night in the North Atlantic in March 1943, he sank the liberty ship SS Wm. P. Frye, https://uboat.net/media/allies/...ierce_frye.jpg killing my grandfather, the 2nd Asst. Engineer and all but 7 of the crew out of 64
says Freeranger on Jul 11th 18 (#2789982)
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Just the yellow one. And we all live in it. But...shhhh, it's a secret.
says Carla on Jul 11th 18 (#2789997)
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None but whenever I touch something metal I feel the signals coming from that German submarine they never found in WWII
says Sunny_the_skeptic on Jul 11th 18 (#2790056)
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That's amalgam in your teeth. That particular U-boat was last seen near the coast of Norway and apparently had a huge load of mercury for the use in the Bell experiments. Then again, the whole Bell "vanished" only to appear again in the US in the 1960's.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 11th 18 (#2790063)
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Id know that but I have no amalgam in my teeth, only composite
says Sunny_the_skeptic on Jul 11th 18 (#2790077)
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I always find it better to have no teeth at all. That's why I'm such a poster boy.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 11th 18 (#2790129)
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What will you do? Eat purees for the rest of your life? You woundn't be able to chew anything
says Sunny_the_skeptic on Jul 11th 18 (#2790199)
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I simply drink the blood of the innocent baby deer. That's why I love watching Bambi so much. It's a rather educational film for a cartoon.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 11th 18 (#2790218)
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3. It’s good to have a spare.
says Diego on Jul 11th 18 (#2790094)
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My wife and I have two, but one of our submarines is missing.
says PhilboydStudge on Jul 11th 18 (#2790268)
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You should contact the local dairies. It would be consistent with the other "missing" cases on the milk cartons.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 12th 18 (#2790375)
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I have none. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEpEv6kWdtw
says azlotto on Jul 14th 18 (#2791272)
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