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How are the mosquitoes around you?
says Will_Janitor on Jul 11th 18 (#821169)
Bad (4)
Not bad (9)
Other (6)

Comments

I was hoping to buy a car with a pussy magnet. What I got was a pair of sneakers with mosquito magnets. They are bigger on this side of the pond. I was quite intrigued, when I saw the ones in Dallas. They were like one third of the size we have to deal with around here.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 11th 18 (#2790247)
Reply | +7 | 7

Hardly any this year and I'm glad.
says Rooster on Jul 11th 18 (#2790249)
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Wanna swap?
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 12th 18 (#2790395)
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What's mosquitoes ...I think I've read about them...
says JD on Jul 11th 18 (#2790253)
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JD no biting flies in england?
says LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred on Jul 11th 18 (#2790287)
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Very rare...one bite a year...lol
says JD on Jul 12th 18 (#2790306)
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Yo are a lucky guy.
says LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred on Jul 12th 18 (#2790351)
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JD only bites flies, when it suits his diet.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 12th 18 (#2790397)
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It's that water polo team from the Eastern part of Sahara.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 12th 18 (#2790396)
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Like everything else in Texas... big (omg)
says ForkNdaRoad on Jul 11th 18 (#2790280)
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If those are big, then I guess Finland is the worst place on Earth. About the size somewhere between completely imaginary and a truck.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 12th 18 (#2790398)
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Are they huge there? I've heard some pretty crazy stories about mosquitoes up north. We have a large colony of bats in Austin that helps rid us of mosquitoes here. So I probably shouldn't complain :)
says ForkNdaRoad on Jul 12th 18 (#2790466)
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Well, I wouldn't recommend hiking in the rural areas of Finland during the summertime. It's going to hurt you much more personally, than just your wallet, trying to find a proper cure for the fifteen cubic feet bulgy extensions of your already weirdly shaped head.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 12th 18 (#2790488)
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Well that settles it then, I can't afford for this head to get any weirder than it already is!
says ForkNdaRoad on Jul 12th 18 (#2790573)
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some got into my bedroom last night awful I couldn't sleep and started feeling itchy all over- that picture is crazy disturbing
says LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred on Jul 11th 18 (#2790284)
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I've not seen any this year....but I don't spend much time outside!
says StarzAbove on Jul 12th 18 (#2790308)
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Mosquitoes are always bad around here, soon as the weather is warm enough for them to come out. If I went outside right now, it wouldn't take long for the acupuncture to start. http://i53.tinypic.com/b4bz9i.jpg
says DandyDon on Jul 12th 18 (#2790334)
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In soviet Russia, you sting the buggers.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 12th 18 (#2790399)
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we export them to the known free world
says Neanderthal_Momdoer on Jul 12th 18 (#2790339)
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I got my **** licked by a Martian psycho toad.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 12th 18 (#2790400)
Reply | 0 | 0

No bites yet .... and believe me, I'm always attacked badly if there is one mosquito within a mile! (wary)
says JanHaskell on Jul 12th 18 (#2790343)
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Just got back from New England. Just saddle 'em up but the black flies were worse.
says ozzyboy on Jul 12th 18 (#2790350)
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Horse flies always seem to think they should have a free ride on my backside. I guess I'm just the regular whipping boy for them.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 12th 18 (#2790401)
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Every damn summer.
says dru18 on Jul 12th 18 (#2790352)
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Finnish mosquitos are worse. They survive the winter, thanks to necromancers and black voodoo priests. Not to sound racist, though...
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 12th 18 (#2790403)
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Our's are surviving the winters as well, thanks to Global Warming.
says dru18 on Jul 12th 18 (#2790549)
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Never too bad here. Should be as the river and backwater are close. But...i have bats! I love my bats:)
says Carla on Jul 12th 18 (#2790378)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpTBkKrRTl4
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 12th 18 (#2790405)
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Where do you find thos stuff?
says Carla on Jul 12th 18 (#2790427)
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Blame Canada.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 12th 18 (#2790429)
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Nothing we can't handle. (biggrin) https://i.makeagif.com/media/3-11-2017/-v63gk.gif
says Thinkerbell on Jul 12th 18 (#2790394)
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You are surrounded by more fairies than i am:)
says Carla on Jul 12th 18 (#2790428)
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They were pretty aggressive earlier, but since the heat wave seem to have been less of a nuisance during the day.
says Freeranger on Jul 12th 18 (#2790415)
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Mosquitoes have always been fond of me. It's been a dry summer in Western NY, but I still notice them.
says PhilboydStudge on Jul 12th 18 (#2790436)
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Not here in Marburg.
says Fredrik on Jul 12th 18 (#2790486)
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 In Marburg, sie heben Pokalen,  Und singen mit runden Vokalen:   " 'Sgibt keine Moskitos,  Jedoch gibt's Burritos  In mehreren Mex-Esslokalen."
says Thinkerbell on Jul 13th 18 (#2790594)
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Hallo Ich bin beeindruckt, ja, Sie haben recht, wir haben hier keine Moskitos.
says Fredrik on Jul 13th 18 (#2790742)
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Hallo Fredrik, Ja, keine Moskitos, aber Burritos sind in Marburg erhaeltlich. Viel Vergnuegen!   (biggrin) https://www.tripadvisor.com/Res...urg_Hesse.html
says Thinkerbell on Jul 13th 18 (#2790778)
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Ach ja, Burritos aus meiner Heimatstadt Marburg. Ich denke, ich vermisse diesen. Vielen Dank.
says Fredrik on Jul 13th 18 (#2790805)
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Bitt'schoen! (biggrin)
says Thinkerbell on Jul 13th 18 (#2790895)
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Menacing...I'm going to try this technique of eradication. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z16gQeEtuyw
says azlotto on Jul 13th 18 (#2790574)
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That's my favorite commercial of all time!
says Will_Janitor on Jul 13th 18 (#2790715)
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