How are the mosquitoes around you?
says Will_Janitor on Jul 11th 18 (#821169)
I was hoping to buy a car with a pussy magnet.
What I got was a pair of sneakers with mosquito magnets. They are bigger on this side of the pond. I was quite intrigued, when I saw the ones in Dallas. They were like one third of the size we have to deal with around here.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 11th 18 (#2790247)
Hardly any this year and I'm glad.
says Rooster on Jul 11th 18 (#2790249)
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 12th 18 (#2790395)
What's mosquitoes ...I think I've read about them...
says JD on Jul 11th 18 (#2790253)
JD no biting flies in england?
says LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred on Jul 11th 18 (#2790287)
Very rare...one bite a year...lol
says JD on Jul 12th 18 (#2790306)
Yo are a lucky guy.
says LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred on Jul 12th 18 (#2790351)
JD only bites flies, when it suits his diet.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 12th 18 (#2790397)
It's that water polo team from the Eastern part of Sahara.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 12th 18 (#2790396)
Like everything else in Texas... big
says ForkNdaRoad on Jul 11th 18 (#2790280)
If those are big, then I guess Finland is the worst place on Earth.
About the size somewhere between completely imaginary and a truck.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 12th 18 (#2790398)
Are they huge there? I've heard some pretty crazy stories about mosquitoes up north.
We have a large colony of bats in Austin that helps rid us of mosquitoes here. So I probably shouldn't complain :)
says ForkNdaRoad on Jul 12th 18 (#2790466)
Well, I wouldn't recommend hiking in the rural areas of Finland during the summertime.
It's going to hurt you much more personally, than just your wallet, trying to find a proper cure for the fifteen cubic feet bulgy extensions of your already weirdly shaped head.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 12th 18 (#2790488)
Well that settles it then, I can't afford for this head to get any weirder than it already is!
says ForkNdaRoad on Jul 12th 18 (#2790573)
some got into my bedroom last night awful I couldn't sleep and started feeling itchy all over- that picture is crazy disturbing
says LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred on Jul 11th 18 (#2790284)
I've not seen any this year....but I don't spend much time outside!
says StarzAbove on Jul 12th 18 (#2790308)
Mosquitoes are always bad around here, soon as the weather is warm enough for them to come out.
If I went outside right now, it wouldn't take long for the acupuncture to start.
says DandyDon on Jul 12th 18 (#2790334)
In soviet Russia, you sting the buggers.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 12th 18 (#2790399)
we export them to the known free world
says Neanderthal_Momdoer on Jul 12th 18 (#2790339)
I got my **** licked by a Martian psycho toad.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 12th 18 (#2790400)
No bites yet .... and believe me, I'm always attacked badly if there is one mosquito within a mile!
says JanHaskell on Jul 12th 18 (#2790343)
Just got back from New England. Just saddle 'em up but the black flies were worse.
says ozzyboy on Jul 12th 18 (#2790350)
Horse flies always seem to think they should have a free ride on my backside. I guess I'm just the regular whipping boy for them.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 12th 18 (#2790401)
Every damn summer.
says dru18 on Jul 12th 18 (#2790352)
Finnish mosquitos are worse. They survive the winter, thanks to necromancers and black voodoo priests. Not to sound racist, though...
says ZonkeyBalls on Jul 12th 18 (#2790403)
Our's are surviving the winters as well, thanks to Global Warming.
says dru18 on Jul 12th 18 (#2790549)
Never too bad here. Should be as the river and backwater are close. But...i have bats! I love my bats:)
says Carla on Jul 12th 18 (#2790378)
Nothing we can't handle.
says Thinkerbell on Jul 12th 18 (#2790394)
You are surrounded by more fairies than i am:)
says Carla on Jul 12th 18 (#2790428)
They were pretty aggressive earlier, but since the heat wave seem to have been less of a nuisance during the day.
says Freeranger on Jul 12th 18 (#2790415)
Mosquitoes have always been fond of me. It's been a dry summer in Western NY, but I still notice them.
says PhilboydStudge on Jul 12th 18 (#2790436)
Not here in Marburg.
says Fredrik on Jul 12th 18 (#2790486)
In Marburg, sie heben Pokalen,
Und singen mit runden Vokalen:
" 'Sgibt keine Moskitos,
Jedoch gibt's Burritos
In mehreren Mex-Esslokalen."
says Thinkerbell on Jul 13th 18 (#2790594)
Ich bin beeindruckt, ja, Sie haben recht, wir haben hier keine Moskitos.
says Fredrik on Jul 13th 18 (#2790742)
Menacing...I'm going to try this technique of eradication.
says azlotto on Jul 13th 18 (#2790574)
That's my favorite commercial of all time!
says Will_Janitor on Jul 13th 18 (#2790715)