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About Roy

About me.
MY CAN DESTROY BUILDINGS. Hello user, my name is Ryan Roy. I was formerly that fag who wouldn't shut the **** up about his god damn chips (Zubat/Crobat). I'm a flaming homosexual, but I'm straight for Dre Dre and I have decided that I'm bi sechsxkshul (y) Not to be more of a fag than I already am, but I have number 1 group on amirite? (h) You should message me about key lime pies or goats. Another thing you should know about me is that I have a lake in my backyard and I fall in at least 6 times a month.


Dre: O mah gawd DRE iz mah secskhy wiffe! seh h8s gotes butt itz k wee wurck onn it...... wee both hav dawgys an dey r preshush wee luv dawgy but myne is loozer. wee want 2 moov too butsm an starrt a famry uv kittehs. DRE IS THE ONLY WOMAN I WILL BE STRAIGHT FOR. We both don't have lives, so we spend most of our days conversing on chap, but it's SO ** AWESOME. She's so hilarious, I burst out laughing liek a rturd when I talk to her and my whole family thinks I'm a pot head (creeper) She doesn't know it, but I liek to stand outside her window listening to Straight Cockney while she's asleep. We're BEST PALS and I love her the most out of anyone on here (l) Sorry bitches, my heart belongs to Yelly (h) We're going to have a double wedding someday, Dre & I and Olib & Spootz (diamond) It will be preshush and everyone in the world is invited even your grandpa. We scream each other's names out loud when we pee (lolwut) I LOVE DRE (love) She is by far my favorite person on here. HONK. She's absolutely gorgeous and has the personality of a really cool person. seh gettz mee an i eevan liek hur betr dan br00p an dat meenz allot. Before I met Dre I was just this guy, but now that I know her I'm a guy who knows Dre and that is a huge accomplishment. It's not a good day unless I've talked to her atleast once on chat. wen wee moov 2 butsm n hav kidz dey wil b naymd anderson an faye it wil b adorbz!! ILY DRE (l)(l)(l) She is breath taking. Although she missed the all nighter (un) I look forward to many more all nighters with her (h) We had on chap once and it was mega hot. She has great taste in music and looks like a sexy waterfall falling on a sexy ** god. I love her typos so much I would cheat on her with them. But not really I would just have a threesome :| If people still don't understand how much I love Dre then they can go honk themselves.

Conor: He's the love of my life (l) Our flirty friendship makes me feel liek a flamingo chick bursting out of it's mother's butt (l) All of our feelings, emotions and heavy attractions put a spring in my step (l) Looking at his beautiful face turns me on liek a new born child on a waterslide (l) NOONE WILL EVER LOVE HIM LIEK I DO (l)(l)(l) We feed each other (hello) His luscious hair makes me want to rub my face in it and scratch my balls with a Slurpee lid. Our love faced many obstacles and friends and family said it would never work, but we SHOWED THEM. Every time I think of him my **** gets like 92% erect and then he speaks and it's 154327% erect. Yeah. He had me at eat. Every moment from when I wake up till deep in the night, there is no place on earth I would rather be than holding and kissing him tenderly. We'll grow old together (l)

Joseph: I don't know what to write about him because he's too **** awesome for my words (h)

Simon: He is so ** awesome that I ** everytime he types anything (hello) He's a member of the queermosexual gang (h)

Mary: She's 19. JUST LIKE ME. And her birthday is one day after mine, so we're twins (l)

Jordanna: Jordanna is the shit. She is so ** awesome that I am writing an entire paragraph about her. Everyone should follow her (y) I (l)(l)(l)(l)(l) her. THE GAP. She has eyes liek a WOLF. No joke, her eyes make infants dance. I wish I could have with her eyes, but that's really up. She is very unique because, unlike most people, she wears a shirt and pants. In conclusion, Jordanna plays an important role in the making of my building-destroying **.

Caitlin: MY GAY BUDDY (l) We have a gang of homosexuals (h) We have 3 members (smirk) If you want to join just message me the word ****. She is by far the best homo I have ever met. Better than me. We have the best conversations and she's mega nice. We would go straight for each other (hello)

Katja: She is as cool as a cold blooded animal in a refridgerator at the bottom of the ocean in Anarctica with an ice pack (h) But she's also as hot as a microwave with 1,000 burning marshmallows in it in the depths of a fiery pit in July. She's just too sexy, you wouldn't understand (goo)

Roy: He's a pretty cool guy. I'd **** him.

Kruger: He's my favorite South African person EVAR. He has the best taste in music and his voice sounds like a lion purring in a meadow with rolling hills and a nice breeze (goo)

Katie: She's a really sexy hipster faggotg (l) Katie is the only train I love. She has the best taste in music (h) Even better than your dad. When she links music I have seizures. NO JOKE. It's that good. Ask her aboot music and you will be high, but no.

Carmel: Is what you would get if you took a rainbow and mixed it with a shark. So she's pretty **** awesome (h)

Mel: Rocks my socks (love)

Carter: He's the bees knees. He's so funny that when he types something I laugh and then laugh some moar and then stop until he types something else (hehe)

Val: VAL (goo) I love Val and want to marry her face (l)

Cat: Is mega interesting and ""Totes magoats" -Johnny" -Ryan

Johnny:Super ** awesome. He's a Thai boxer which means he's bad **, but he had shoulder surgery so he's stuck talking to us in chap for a month or so (goo) He also has amazing posts that make me lol


Colin: We had a bonding moment over WTF Collective 2 and now we're best friends/lovers (l)

Bruce: He's the eldest member of the amirite? community, but I think he's THE BEST. He has valuable insight that none of us 20 somethings have. He's not a pedophile. I think he should be allowed to post and comment without taking shit about his age.

Kash: He read my whole bio therefore he is my best frand and I want to marry him like everyone else (l) He lubs goats like me so we're gonna buy one together in Oklahoma and raise it. It will be rainbow (goo)

Drew: He's dynamite (smirk) He always types perfect sentences which is mega hot. I lol at most things he types and Donald Duck. I also wrote Drewt on my bobz.

Hands: We used to not like each other, but through Club Penguin and unfair treatment in chat(not being allowed to be guests) we are best franz (l)

Bre: Is my qurrrrrl. Sexiest Admin IMO. Everyone should go love her now please.


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