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About ZonkeyBalls

Full Name
Marko "Das Humanoid" Kettunen

About me.
Zonkeys are the ultimate fighting machines. We fart burning raccoons.

My life and ambitions.
I have no life. I have no wife. I ate my bride and lost my pride. I like onions.

A brief history of my life.
Got born, naked. Naked is good. I love onions.

The things I could never live without.
I could never live without onions.

My favourite books, TV, music, movies and food.
Too many to answer, but I like onions in every fictional form.

The coolest places I've visited.
Onionville, Iceland.

In my free time I like to...
I like eating onions and farting burning raccoons.

Favourite Quotes
"Without waking him up? I don't believe you." -- The other part of the "tiger" in Monty Python's Meaning of Life...

You should send me a message if you..
If you love me, you know it, you feel it, your onions burning like a raccoon...

Relationship Status: Single

Sexual Orientation: Straight

Zodiac Sign: Gemini

Education: College Graduate

Career Industry: IT

Religious Views: Agnostic

Political Views: Other

Ethnicity: White/Caucasian