Why so Early ? * One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, "Why are you home so early?" He answered, "Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class." She said, "Wow, my son is a genius. What was the question?" Jimmy replied, "The question was 'Who threw the trash can at the principal's head?'" * Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/family-jokes
says Marianne on Nov 18th 17 (#816697)
Name or show something at least 100 years old that still looks pretty good.
says Bub on Oct 26th 17 (#816148)
I'm about to leave and go for the movies for the first time in the last fifteen years. I know, it's sort of weird, but we are about to hit three digits (100) as a sovereign country. I know, it's not much for those of you from the North America and I understand you don't understand the suffering we have been through, but... I'm choking here, trying to get the words even written. We... Are... **... Finns. You do not ** with us.
says ZonkeyBalls on Nov 22nd 17 (#816773)
Quiz: We know that many people judge others only on the basis of their appearance or the first impression which they make during the first meeting. Have you ever thought what other people say about you after few sentences and after looking at you? What are you telling other people about yourself when you first meet, either consciously or unconsciously? Take our quiz and find out.
says Quizzy on Oct 20th 17 (#815880)
Hundreds of thousands of Rohingya men, women, and children have suffered under a systematic campaign of mass shootings, rapes, house burnings, and beheadings. Myanmar (Burma) produces over 95% of the world’s rubies and quality jade. The military controls every gem mine, and gem auction while the government profits handsomely. Cartier, for one buys and sells Burmese gems. Tiffany & Co. has maintained its boycott. If you are planning on buying jewels this season ask before you buy. Buy only conflict free gems. Do not support this bloody regime. (+9)
says VicZinc on Nov 10th 17 (#816517)
IRISH TALKING CLOCK After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom, where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. ”What's that big brass gong?” one of the guests asked. “It's not a gong. It's a talking clock.” the drunk replied. “A talking clock? Seriously?” asked his astonished friend. “YUP, it is” replied the drunk. “How does it work?” the friend asked; squinting at it. “Watch” the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed: “Hey ****! It's 3:15 in the MORNING!”
says StarzAbove on Nov 21st 17 (#816750)
What's the most beautiful building you've ever seen?
says DWF on Nov 15th 17 (#816633)