Mondays Weird Question-What do you own that is spotted?
says Blewynanifail on Nov 20th 17 (#816717)
Anyone have a favorite drummer (band member or not) from the past or present, regardless of the genre of music?..Care to post a clip of your favorite music cut with them playing (solo or accompanying a band - doesn't matter)?
says JFHowler on Nov 20th 17 (#816716)
Why so Early ? * One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, "Why are you home so early?" He answered, "Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class." She said, "Wow, my son is a genius. What was the question?" Jimmy replied, "The question was 'Who threw the trash can at the principal's head?'" * Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/family-jokes
says Marianne on Nov 18th 17 (#816697)
Have you ever built your own castle out of bog rolls?
says ZonkeyBalls on Nov 18th 17 (#816683)
Why are Aliens incapable of having any fun? I'd love to see a movie, where this particular species (thanks, Giger) just relaxes and smokes a joint, gets drunk and tries to have **** with a mail box.
says ZonkeyBalls on Nov 18th 17 (#816684)
Do you have a dream, that you know is impossible to come true, because of your own personal flaws? I really wish it stopped snowing, but this is Multiverse against me and I'm the naughty one. I would also love to be a moderator on this site, before I die, but the blue one wouldn't want me to apply, because I have the tendency to get people pissed off. And that's not a good quality, to stay honest about the facts, that define us.
says ZonkeyBalls on Nov 17th 17 (#816670)
Bass Pro Shop A woman goes into the Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades.She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. It's a good all-around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00." She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please." The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?" He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50. She didn't say a thing.....just paid the bill !!!!!! Hahahaha, lol
says StarzAbove on Nov 16th 17 (#816649)
Movember is an annual event involving the growing of moustaches during the month of November to raise awareness of men's health issues, such as prostate cancer, testicular cancer, and men's suicide. Any men on here supporting this event by growing a mustache, beard or goatee?
says SynysterGates on Nov 16th 17 (#816653)
When it comes to Star Trek, it's a bit weird, how the Klingons have been portrayed. The most obvious change was patched in Enterprise (ST: Enterprise), but now as I've started to watch this silly new show on NF, the appearances have changed furthermore. It's weird.
says ZonkeyBalls on Nov 16th 17 (#816643)
People are going to dig up tanning beds and think we slowley burned people for torture. amirite? (+327)
says MaryHeine on Jun 14th 11 (#603878)
New Women's Study There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty interesting. 85% of women think their ** has grown too big since getting married.. 10% of women think their ** is just as big as it was when they got married.. The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him and would have married him anyway.
says Blewynanifail on Nov 15th 17 (#816631)
What would you like an ATM to dispense besides money?
says Blewynanifail on Nov 15th 17 (#816630)