For the Amirite ladies - - The thought of wearing painted clothing has never occurred to you. (+3)
says Chuck_Tom on May 22nd 18 (#819984)
Where do you consider yourself to be on the political spectrum?
says Aoto on May 22nd 18 (#819979)
Congratulations to our new CIA Director, Gina Haspel. She seems well qualified for that position. I hope she has a spine of steel to be able to stand up to Trump when he asks her to do something illegal. Amirite?
says StarzAbove on May 21st 18 (#819973)
Game: Add a comment with two statements about yourself. One will be truth and the other one will be a lie about you. The point of the game is to make it hard for others to figure out which one is true.
says Sunny_the_skeptic on May 20th 18 (#819950)
Just a reminder as we keep hearing about the royal wedding. In my lifetime, (and yours if you are over 40) there were laws against 'interracial marriage'. Think about that. I am old enough to remember that in 1967 the supreme court stuck down laws in every state marked in red on this map. We still have people who seek to stop 'interracial' and 'same ****' marriage. Love is Love. (+13)
says VicZinc on May 19th 18 (#819933)
This joke A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass on the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became overgrown. One day the mechanic was working on a car in the backyard and dropped his wrench, losing it in the tall grass. He couldn't find it for the life of him, so he decided to call it a day. That night, Mace escaped from the house and ate all the grass in the backyard. The next morning the mechanic went outside and saw his wrench glinting in the sunlight. Realizing what had happened he looked toward the heavens and proclaimed, "A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound, that saved a wrench for me!
says Blewynanifail on May 19th 18 (#819907)
We will no longer tolerate the rule abusing attacks against us on this site just because my friends and I have ACCEPTED and tolerate the legally elected president. Bitter rule breakers will now be flagged and reported. If we are not welcome here to voice our opinions, then let Amirite Adm. tell us by deleting this post, which only points to ALL rule breakers. (+13)
says EP on May 18th 18 (#819885)
Some good news for a change. I managed to secure a new rented flat two weeks prior to "oh, crap, it's too late to move." The distance of moving: 250 **** metres. I can carry most of my stuff over there by foot. May 20th, dat flat is ready for some Donna Summer and B52s combined. Eleven days time to move, I take it as an exercise. (+13)
says ZonkeyBalls on May 17th 18 (#819851)
Do you ever lose your temper while talking to yourself?
says Chuck_Tom on May 16th 18 (#819841)
Groan! Once upon a time, long, long ago there were two unique lions in the jungles of Africa. Both, it seems, had human-like qualities that made them claim territory, daring the other to cross over the line. Strange as it seems, the boundary between their turf was a well traveled trail through the jungle. All day every day, both lions lay in the brush staring across the trail at their compatriot, daring him to cross into their territory. The local natives knew of this animal feud, but all this was unbeknown to African Jack, a well-known and must publicized guide who did not speak Lionese and was unfamiliar with the territory. While he was leading a safari through the jungle, walking all day and cutting vines with their machetes, all this constant hacking brush had them worn to a frazzle. After seeing two or three of his safari drop from exhaustion, African Jack decided to stop on the trail between these two lions and camp for the night. After sitting up camp, eating, and getting his safari settled African Jack sat on a stump and began reading. While he was busily engaged in the printed page, the two lions, simultaneously, pounced on African Jack and ate him on the spot. When the 6 o'clock news heard of the tragedy, they reported, "African Jack killed this evening. The motive is unclear, but it is reported he was reading between the lions."
says Blewynanifail on May 16th 18 (#819828)
Oh Walmart! What would we do for gags without you?
says that_guy on May 15th 18 (#819805)
Cereal from one of those really small boxes is a lot more fun to eat for no reason at all, amirite? (+639)
says ImTheRealShady on Aug 23rd 10 (#306929)
Married 26 years years today and would not trade any of it for a single minute of pleasure. (+15)
says VicZinc on May 9th 18 (#819664)
Calorie counts beside menu items at restaurants may prove unappetizing. (+9)
says Sukiesnow on May 10th 18 (#819677)