What kind of a cheapskate would install a toilet like this?
says Rooster on Feb 20th 18 (#818273)
I hate it, when essential stuff never gets published. (+6)
says ZonkeyBalls on Feb 17th 18 (#818217)
I don't care if there was or wasn't collusion. I don't care what Hillary knew or what POTUS didn't know. A foreign element has successfully infiltrated our election process and manipulated our social media, and nobody in the current administration seems to give a rat's ****. That's what I care about. (+1)
says VicZinc on Feb 18th 18 (#818246)
Family or Musical Records? * A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. “Do you have Eyes of Blue and A Love Supreme ?” she asked. “Well, no,” answered the puzzled homeowner. “But I have a wife and eleven children.” “Is that a record?” she inquired. “I don’t think so,” replied the man, “but it’s as close as I want to get.” * Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html
says Marianne on Feb 19th 18 (#818255)
Not the Student's Fault ? * Mrs. Filmore returned home from a business trip and asked her husband, “How did Greg do on his history exam?” “Oh, not so good,” he replied. “But it wasn’t his fault. They asked him about things that happened before he was born!” * Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html
says Marianne on Feb 15th 18 (#818187)
Since my previous question "crossed the line", thus causing it to be removed, let me rephrase it... If you prefer having **** with a baboon... Wait, is this crossing the line again?
says ZonkeyBalls on Feb 14th 18 (#818178)
Hitler won because we continue to use the weapons, both physical and psychological, which the very threat of his continued success had induced us to develop. To this day we have not learned the lesson we thought we had taught the rest of the world by conquering him. (+5)
says ErasmusB_FurmanSmall on Feb 13th 18 (#818153)
Insults online by an Insignificant shouldn't phase you. Amirite ? (+7)
says Darkest_Serenity on Feb 13th 18 (#818149)
Hearing Problems ? * Honey, said Mrs. Beldon to her husband, “Lester’s teacher says he ought to have an encyclopedia.” “Encyclopedia, my eye!” exclaimed Beldon. “Let him walk to school like I did.” * Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html
says Marianne on Feb 13th 18 (#818146)
Dad's Fault ? * At dinner, Seth said to his father, “Dad, I got into trouble at school today and it’s all your fault.” “How’s that?” asked the master of the house. “Remember I asked you how much $500,000 was?” “Yeah, I remember.” “Well, a helluva lot ain’t the right answer.” * Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html
says Marianne on Feb 13th 18 (#818147)
Canadian Mark McMorris snowboarding accident left him with a broken jaw, broken left arm, ruptured spleen, stable pelvic fracture, 8 fractured ribs and a collapsed left lung back in March of 2017. He was back country snowboarding in Whistler, BC. Took him 5 months to recover, 6 months of training to get himself to PyeongChan and win a Bronze medal on Saturday ... Point is ... no matter what life serves you, Never, Never, Never give up!!! Amirite?
says SynysterGates on Feb 12th 18 (#818135)
Am I the only one with these ghostly experiences on this site or... Am I just insane? A friend of mine had to move, after the house he had moved in, had poltergeist and a very bad, nasty one. He felt the... Phasm or whatever going through him and he said it was the most frightening moment of his life. I believe him, I don't care about what you have to say about it.
says ZonkeyBalls on Feb 12th 18 (#818137)
A Love Story* I will seek and find you. I shall take you to bed, and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you .And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. All my love,**** THE FLU!!!!!** Now, stop thinking about **, just go get your flu shot, if you haven't already!
says StarzAbove on Feb 11th 18 (#818101)
Isn't it kind of funny, what kind of questions any athlete can face after winning something? "Does your husband think this event is slow?" Should go that category. Nevertheless, Bronze already!
says ZonkeyBalls on Feb 10th 18 (#818084)