Amirite?
now you can be right wherever you are.

No meat on Friday When Ole quit farming, he discovered that he was the only Lutheran in his new little town of Catholics. That was okay, but the neighbors had a problem with his barbequing beef every Friday. Since they couldn't eat meat on Friday, the tempting aroma was getting the best of them. Hoping they could do something to stop this, the neighbors got together and went over to talk to Ole. "Ole," they said, "since you are the only Lutheran in this whole town and there's not a Lutheran church for many miles, we think you should join our church and become a Catholic." Ole thought about it for a minute and decided they were probably right. Ole talked to the priest, and they arranged it. The big day came and the priest had Ole kneel. He put his hand on Ole's head and said, "Ole, you were born a Lutheran, you were raised a Lutheran, and now," he said as he sprinkled some incense over Ole's head, "now you are a Catholic!" Ole was happy and the neighbors were happy. But the following Friday evening at suppertime, there was again the aroma of grilled beef coming from Ole's yard. The neighbors went to talk to him about this and as they approached the fence, they heard Ole saying to the steak: "You were born a beef, you were raised a beef", and as he sprinkled salt over the meat he said, "and NOW you are a FISH!" (+1)

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I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary, fine. (+6)

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Math is racist, classist, sexist, segregationist, and separatist...and we need to use social justice to challenge the unjustness of power, privilege, and oppression in our system of mathematics. (You just cannot make this shit up...SMH) (+1)

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Do you hold yourself to a different standard than you hold others?


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Don't let my funny hat with the propeller confuse you...I know nothing about flying planes🙄 (-1)

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OK YOU LAZY SAD SACK OF AMIRITES WHEN I TELL YOU TO LOVE ME YOU LOVE ME BECAUSE I'M NOT COMING ON HERE TO GET NO LOVE.I'M HERE TO ENTERTAIN YOU AND GET YOU TALKING AND TO WONDER WHO I AM. (-2)

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Yes I know right from wrong...wrong is often the fun one 🙄 (+3)

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Many of the best comments on posts happen when 2 close friends start medium to long conversations. Amirite? (+12)

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I guess you could say I am a responsible person...I hear a lot "You are the one responsible for this"🙄 (+5)

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Hot summer evenings,when everything is dark , are lovely evenings to spend in the garden. Few chairs, everything lit up with candles, good bottle of wine and some good friends. Nothing is more beautiful and meaningful to end a lovely summer evening :) (0)

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100 Year Old Self-Playing Violin - "The Eighth Wonder Of the World" (+5)

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Apparently "Angry Birds" is not raising your middle finger at bad drivers...but an actual game.🙄 (+7)

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People living in the country can hide their craziness far more than people living in cities. Amirite? (+3)

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I am so excited. I just bought my first answering machine but I have no clue what to ask it🙄 (+14)

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Depressed Client - - - - - - The barber's client looked depressed, so the barber told him, "Cheer up. I knew a guy who owed $5,000 he couldn't pay. He drove his vehicle to the edge of a cliff, where he sat for over an hour. A group of concerned citizens heard about his problem and passed a hat around. Relieved, the man pulled back from the cliff's edge." "Incredible," said the client. "Who were these kind people?" "Hmm, not sure, but I believe they were the passengers on the bus he was driving."


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When attacked by a mob of clowns, always go for the juggler. (+4)

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Oh my goodness housework is tiring, dishes are washed, laundry put away, beds all made...it wears me out to think six months from now I will be doing it all again🙄 (+9)

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I just don't get it. I was in the McDonald's bathroom and there was a sign that said "Employees must wash hands"...I think I am adult enough to wash my own hands🙄 (+11)

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I hate when friends take for ever to let me know if they can hang over the weekend and in some cases just text back. Since sometimes they say no and it ends up being late to make new plans with someone else. (+7)

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Subject: Nearly Became A Doctor------ When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School. One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters *PNEIS* into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect. Those who answered spine are doctors today. The rest of us are sending Jokes via email.


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Sometimes I want to hire those people that stage model homes just to come and straighten up my furniture. (+5)

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❤ Post something in memory of Chester ❤ (+1)

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Modern technology has virtually taken away the great joy of thumbing through a picture album and remembering the 'good old days'. Amirite? (+15)

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Canadians Could Face Hate Crimes Over Using The Wrong Gender Pronouns


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DW2 has been a very naughty panda. Rather old too, as farts usually are. Anyone for crashing a birthday party with some LSD and a bulldozer?! Happy birthday, Doctor Wiener! (+8)

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