Canadian Mint issues World's FIRST Glow In The Dark Coins. Pretty cool eh?!
says Dar on Nov 12th 17 (#816573)
Charles Manson is in GRAVE condition! Woo hoo here is to it being prophetic!
says ergoproxy on Nov 16th 17 (#816655)
Please, state the nature of the medical emergency.
says ZonkeyBalls on Nov 11th 17 (#816561)
We stand and defend the land of the Free, For it to stay free, it's up to you and me; As hard as fighting and dying may be, It's better than living on bended knee! (+12)
says Rooster on Nov 10th 17 (#816538)
If democrats had the laws they wish in regards to guns more people would have died. seeing that law abiding citizens would have no means in which to defend themselves against those who don;t abide by the law! (+9)
says sh9683 on Nov 7th 17 (#816466)
Tip the pizza delivery boy * A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Larry Johnson. He delivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Larry asked: "What is the usual tip?" "Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I'll be doing great." "Is that so?" snorted Larry. "Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here's five dollars." "Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll put this in my school fund." "What are you studying in school?" asked Larry. The lad smiled and said: "Applied psychology." * Link: http://www.ahajokes.com/pizza.html
says Marianne on Nov 4th 17 (#816406)
They could have done with these little guys at Chernobyl (0)
says TheCensoredBrit on Oct 18th 17 (#815768)
The mark of a fair man is one who will apply to himself what he expects of others. (+16)
says PartyOfOne on Oct 18th 17 (#815799)
If liberals can blame all of NRA and all legal law abiding gun owners for the actions of a criminal who broke every law regarding murder, guns, rifles etc etc, then conservatives have every right to blame all muslims for the actions of the few nutjobs. GOES BOTH WAYS! (+6)
says sh9683 on Oct 2nd 17 (#815172)
That which is asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence. (+47)
says Logan on Apr 23rd 14 (#775482)
In every controversy, both sides think that their position is right and both think that they alone know the truth. I conclude that there is no right and no wrong. I conclude that the truth cannot be known. Neither side is 100% correct nor is either 100% wrong. (+8)
says VicZinc on Sep 19th 17 (#814664)
No meat on Friday When Ole quit farming, he discovered that he was the only Lutheran in his new little town of Catholics. That was okay, but the neighbors had a problem with his barbequing beef every Friday. Since they couldn't eat meat on Friday, the tempting aroma was getting the best of them. Hoping they could do something to stop this, the neighbors got together and went over to talk to Ole. "Ole," they said, "since you are the only Lutheran in this whole town and there's not a Lutheran church for many miles, we think you should join our church and become a Catholic." Ole thought about it for a minute and decided they were probably right. Ole talked to the priest, and they arranged it. The big day came and the priest had Ole kneel. He put his hand on Ole's head and said, "Ole, you were born a Lutheran, you were raised a Lutheran, and now," he said as he sprinkled some incense over Ole's head, "now you are a Catholic!" Ole was happy and the neighbors were happy. But the following Friday evening at suppertime, there was again the aroma of grilled beef coming from Ole's yard. The neighbors went to talk to him about this and as they approached the fence, they heard Ole saying to the steak: "You were born a beef, you were raised a beef", and as he sprinkled salt over the meat he said, "and NOW you are a FISH!" (+1)
says Will_Janitor on Sep 13th 17 (#814405)