I feel like I got to an age where everything I think is new and shiney has become old and rusty and I feel kinda like yesterdays model. I fear I might become that adult who tries hard to stay relevant, too hard. I've always been a trailblazer when did I start trailing behind? There shouldn't be this age where younger people start thinking of you as someone to hide their true selves from. I am no one's parental figure. I'd rather still light my life on fire and burn out....no burn on.... rather than fade away.
says TomboyJanet on May 13th 18 (#819766)
Jesus never died on the cross. He's merely in protective custody, as part of the on-going witness security program. I just saw him last week, with a chainsaw. He was loving it. (+5)
says ZonkeyBalls on May 8th 18 (#819650)
Who is in charge of the clattering train? The axles creak and the couplings strain, and the pace is hot and the points are near, and sleep hath deadened the drivers ear, and the signals flash through the night in vain, for death is in charge of this train! (+4)
says on Apr 27th 18 (#819384)
A bag of popsicle sticks $.88, a large onion $.99, a jar of caramel $2.00...watching your friend go for a bite because they think it is a caramel apple...priceless🙄 (+8)
says Lil_Princess on Apr 27th 18 (#819386)
Who else is disgusted at the “news”? We don’t get news anymore. The news, has been replaced by 99% political commentary. There is so much going on out there in the world that we don’t hear anything about. We may get a 10 second blurb now and then, and then, nothing. (+23)
says JustJimColo on Apr 26th 18 (#819351)
I think it's safe to say that by the time we're a teenager we can determine if we're going to do anything substantial with our lives based off whether or not a cyborg from the future has shown up and tried to kill us. (+10)
says ProdigalSon on Mar 7th 18 (#818473)
I’m a big proponent of conceal carry and people’s right to defend themselves. I believe in 99% of cases, shootings by people defending themselves is justified. Today I saw an incident where a bail bonds-woman killed a man for no reason, and got acquitted. (-4)
says JustJimColo on Mar 14th 18 (#818563)
If it offends people that "I" or "we" use words like ... mailman, man made, superman, batman, c'mon man, because it has "man" in the word or sentence, then you better unfriend or block me, cause I'm gonna use it even more ... The world has gone mad, people are .... well ... ****.
says SynysterGates on Mar 1st 18 (#818408)
I hear that automatic/assault weapons are made to do one thing. To kill lots of people. So why do police need assault weapons? To protect and serve? Disarm the police, and I will disarm. Not really, but you get the point.
says VooDooYoo on Feb 15th 18 (#818189)
What was the most popular slang term the year you were born?
says Will_Janitor on Feb 1st 18 (#817910)
We're Still Learning The Extent Of The Damage Done To The USA By Barack Obama (+12)
says Budwick on Dec 18th 17 (#817221)
Canadian Mint issues World's FIRST Glow In The Dark Coins. Pretty cool eh?!
says Dar on Nov 12th 17 (#816573)
Please, state the nature of the medical emergency.
says ZonkeyBalls on Nov 11th 17 (#816561)
We stand and defend the land of the Free, For it to stay free, it's up to you and me; As hard as fighting and dying may be, It's better than living on bended knee! (+12)
says Rooster on Nov 10th 17 (#816538)
If democrats had the laws they wish in regards to guns more people would have died. seeing that law abiding citizens would have no means in which to defend themselves against those who don;t abide by the law! (+9)
says Anonymousmouse on Nov 7th 17 (#816466)