A common cold is awesome in a fist fight. Just sneeze several times into your hands. Wipe your nose with the back of your hands. Cough a few times in their general direction. Then say “Yup! I got a present for you MF! Come get it!!!” (+2)
says DW2 on Dec 16th 17 (#817178)
Fiction or non-fiction? Which do you usually watch or read for entertainment?
says Maze on Dec 16th 17 (#817179)
FEMINISTS Sure do know how to pick the stupid things to get angry over, and IGNORE the real issues. (more links in info)(please read comment for link that was supposed to be on the page (+4)
says sh9683 on Dec 14th 17 (#817151)
Do you respect or pity Virgins who stay virgins for a long time?
says TomboyJanet on Dec 14th 17 (#817148)
😈 It is Black Friday...so post some songs that have dark lyrics. 😈 (+2)
says Tiffanee on Nov 24th 17 (#816820)
Who Is the Strongest ? * A guy walks into a bar and demands to know "Who's the strongest in here?" The toughest guy looks at him and says "I am the strongest around here!" The other guy politely asks "Can you help me push my car to the gas station?" * Link: http://jokes4all.net/car-jokes
says Marianne on Nov 21st 17 (#816749)
IRISH TALKING CLOCK After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom, where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. ”What's that big brass gong?” one of the guests asked. “It's not a gong. It's a talking clock.” the drunk replied. “A talking clock? Seriously?” asked his astonished friend. “YUP, it is” replied the drunk. “How does it work?” the friend asked; squinting at it. “Watch” the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed: “Hey ****! It's 3:15 in the MORNING!”
says StarzAbove on Nov 21st 17 (#816750)
I'm about to leave and go for the movies for the first time in the last fifteen years. I know, it's sort of weird, but we are about to hit three digits (100) as a sovereign country. I know, it's not much for those of you from the North America and I understand you don't understand the suffering we have been through, but... I'm choking here, trying to get the words even written. We... Are... **... Finns. You do not ** with us.
says ZonkeyBalls on Nov 22nd 17 (#816773)
Santa.At what age did you stop believing and how did you find out?
says Blewynanifail on Nov 22nd 17 (#816766)
British humour silly timeless classic and or not important?
says Metal_god14 on Nov 21st 17 (#816754)
Parents punching their child in the face is not very parent like. Amirite ? (+19)
says JustinS521 on Nov 19th 17 (#816702)
Do you enjoy being slapped to the face with a trout?
says ZonkeyBalls on Nov 21st 17 (#816741)