Safe Driving ? * Late one night, a preacher was driving on a country road and had a wreck. A farmer stopped and said, "Sir, are you okay?" The preacher said, "Yes, I had the Lord riding with me." The farmer said, "Well, you better let him ride with me, because you're gonna kill him." * Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes/11
says Marianne on Jan 22nd 18 (#817699)
Harvey Weinstein, another pervert gets fired for sexual assault on many women and rape on a few as well. He should be sent to jail for life. No one should condone his actions.... ......Donald Trump was accused of that very same thing, and his supporters thought it was OK and elected him president. What's wrong with that scenario?
says StarzAbove on Oct 11th 17 (#815493)
WASHINGTON (The Washington Examiner)—Asked to comment on the arrest of Paul Manafort on Monday, Donald Trump told reporters that he was not sure “who this Manafort person is.” * “There’s been a lot of talk about this guy, Peter Manafort, or whoever, this morning,” Trump said. “The name doesn’t really ring a bell with me. I’ll have to have someone Google him and figure out exactly who he’s supposed to be.”* When reporters pointed out that Manafort had been his campaign chairman in 2016, Trump responded angrily. “I just told you I never heard of him,” he said. “What’s his name again? I can’t even remember his name. That’s proof.”* Before bringing his conversation with reporters to an abrupt close, Trump offered a theory of who Manafort might be. “You’re telling me he ran a campaign,” Trump said. “If he ran anybody’s campaign, it was Hillary’s.”* On Capitol Hill, Trump’s Republican defenders seized on his denial and called for immediate hearings to determine possible links between Hillary Clinton and Paul Manafort.*** “What’s becoming crystal clear is that, while pretending to be Donald Trump’s campaign chairman, Paul Manafort was actually Hillary Clinton’s campaign chairman,” Representative Trey Gowdy, of South Carolina, said. “That’s the real story here.” LOL
says StarzAbove on Nov 1st 17 (#816345)
☠️ Old horror movie villains wouldn't stand a chance in 2017. amirite? ☠️ (0)
says Tiffanee on Oct 28th 17 (#816255)
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive? He was trying to get in touch with Private Data but if it involves a Major Disaster I understand that the fault lies with General Protection. Furthermore, if you cannot reboot it may be because of a corrupt Colonel. *** Link: http://jokes4all.net/army-jokes?p=3
says Marianne on Dec 19th 17 (#817230)
How much trouble are you in if you need a lawyer to clarify your position?
says Bub on Jan 20th 18 (#817663)
Changing the Subject? * A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!" The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'" The robber says, "Don't change the subject!" * Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes/4
says Marianne on Jan 20th 18 (#817664)
What pleasure do people gain by bad mouthing others? Can't they think of better ways to spend their time and energy? Don't they realize others can see right through their meanness.
says StarzAbove on Jan 20th 18 (#817666)
Will the government shut down over DACA? The president is all for shutting it down unless he gets money for the wall. I guess in Trump's mind a wall that will cost billions is more important than human life being able to stay in America, a country that they have always called home. Shame on you Donald Trump.
says StarzAbove on Jan 19th 18 (#817651)
I find it very hypocritical that someone in other countries can diss their own country/president but when we as Americans, say anything negative about Trump, those same people go bonkers. They have every right to their opinions of their president and we have every right to say what we feel necessary to inform people of what is going on in our country.
says StarzAbove on Aug 4th 17 (#812512)
This is Lexi. She is an 8 week-old ADORABLE German Shepherd princess. I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife, but it turns out she hates dogs. It breaks my heart to tell you, but I am now looking to find her a new home. She is 62 years old, an attractive and caring woman who drives, is a great cook and keeps a clean house.
says StarzAbove on Jan 11th 18 (#817548)
Paper towels to mop up after a hurricane. That could work. (+8)
says VicZinc on Oct 5th 17 (#815277)
A Dangerous Name ? * When my 15-year-old son, Pat, stepped up to the plate during a Colt League baseball game, the young announcer declared, “Now batting, the right fielder, number 12, Pathogen!” After some confusion in the stands, the announcer came back on over the loudspeaker. “Oh, I get it — Pat Hogan!” * Link: https://www.rd.com/jokes/sports-jokes/
says Marianne on Jan 10th 18 (#817531)
Is this a Coincidence ? INTERESTING OBSERVATION: * 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL. 5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS. 6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF. * THE amazing fact is, The higher the corporate structure, the smaller the balls. *** Link: https://unijokes.com/joke-6835/
says Marianne on Jan 8th 18 (#817505)
Panhandler's Strategy Jose and Carlos are panhandlers that panhandle in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects $2-3 every day. Jose brings home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend. One day, Carlos asked Jose, “I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?” “Look at your sign, what does it say?” replies Jose. Carlos’ sign reads, “I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.” Jose says, “no wonder you only get $2-3.” Carlos says, “So what does your sign say then?” Jose shows Carlos his sign – it reads: “I only need another $10 to move back to Mexico”
says StarzAbove on Jan 5th 18 (#817464)
Do you laugh out loud like I do when you see Trump supporters still posting about Hillary? Really? Do they really care about her or they just can't come up with great reasons to support Trump?
says Random_Thoughts on Oct 11th 17 (#815523)
I just realized that I could never cross the border...the second I stop at the checkpoint and the Border Patrol person says "Papers"...my big mouth will say "Scissors" and that will be the end of that🙄 (+7)
says Lil_Princess on Jan 1st 18 (#817418)
Priceless!........ A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor's family expanded; so would his paycheck.
- -After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the pastor's expanding salary. A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the pastor's additional children were costing the church, and how much more it could potentially cost........... After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his chair and spoke, "Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many gifts as He gives us." Silence fell over the congregation.......... In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers." The entire congregation said, "Amen.".......... GOTTA LOVE THOSE SENIOR CITIZENS !
says StarzAbove on Aug 2nd 17 (#812436)
Happy New Year everyone. May it be a prosperous, safe and happy year.
says StarzAbove on Dec 30th 17 (#817391)
Sexual abuse in any form is outrageous and very hurtful to those involved. Al Franken is the latest one to be accused of touching a woman's behind. And some are saying he should resign. What a load of crap. He shouldn't have done it, but Trump has done much worse, sexually abusing MANY women, grabbing their **** and he is now President. And Trump has the nerve to talk about Franken. And now we have this creep from Alabama doing much worse things than Al Franken did and with teenage girls and some of his supporters don't care, they are going to vote for him anyway. Where's the justice in this?
says StarzAbove on Nov 20th 17 (#816732)