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No matter what you will never forget your first Crush....mine was grape🙄 (+3)

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A waiter brought me a fork with my tacos...is this to protect myself against taco thieves🙄 (+4)

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Monday is the equivalent of biting in to a chocolate chip cookie only to discover than it is merely a raisin one🙄 (+4)

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If running away from my problems counts as working out then I am a fitness expert🙄 (+2)

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If I open the dryer to find change and socks missing....does this mean there is a sock fairy out there?🙄 (+8)

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When I say "I got this" what I really mean is I don't have this and be prepared to be really entertained🙄 (+5)

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Pushing a stroller is great exercise and extremely hard work...for the person pushing me🙄 (+6)

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I am officially done chasing people that won't do the same for me...Just remember you brought this on yourself Ice Cream Truck🙄 (+9)

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So this cashier gives me a look like I am crazy after putting 15 bottles of weed killer on the belt...obviously someone has never broken their lawnmower before🙄 (+8)

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The difference between yummy smelling popcorn and yucky burnt popcorn is about 20 seconds🙄 (+9)

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I often wonder every time a squirrel dashes in front of a car if it isn't some sort of gang initiation among squirrels 🙄 (+5)

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It is kinda awkward when I am checking out my hair in the car's window reflection and the people sitting inside it think I am staring at them🙄 (+3)

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If being a klutz was an Olympic sport...I would so be on a box of Wheaties🙄 (+4)

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I couldn't wait to tell ya I just found love...it is on page 375 in the dictionary I am using🙄 (+4)

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NASCAR would be extremely more entertaining if Hot Wheels were allowed to design the tracks.🙄 (+13)

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You know it has been a rough day when ya try to lasso the TV remove with your phone charger🙄 (+6)

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No horror movie is as scary as touching your pocket and realizing your cell phone isn't there.🙄 (+7)

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Starting to think my microwave is defective...I keep hitting the popcorn button and get nothing.🙄 (+7)

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I would be pretty much unstoppable if it wasn't for physics...and law enforcement 🙄 (+7)

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You know your in some big trouble when the voices in your head use your middle name.🙄 (+5)

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One of the hardest parts of parallel parking for me...is the witnesses 🙄 (+6)

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I have noticed that my doctor writes my bill more legible than he does my prescriptions🙄. (+10)

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Oh my that was a lot of work...15 inflatable mattresses... but now my living room is one big bounce castle🙄 (+7)

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Life will always be full of disappointments...like learning the Miami Dolphin football team is not made up of dolphins...still recovering from that one 🙄 (+7)

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There really is no easy way to tell a friend you accidentally lost the title to their car in a high stakes game of duck duck goose🙄 (+6)

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