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I am impressed when I can walk in a hardware store and say I need "the little thing next to that one piece with the round thing that is yea big and yea high" and they know what I am talking about🙄 (+8)

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A day on Venus lasts 2800 hours which is closely the equivalent to our Monday🙄 (+14)

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You never know what you are missing...until you clean the house🙄 (+10)

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Taking out the trash should be the duty of the one who can't figure out how to stuff any more in the bag when it gets full🙄 (+11)

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Talk about a bank that cares...my bank called to find out if my card had been stolen...apparently the were concerned because I hadn't used it at the bakery in two weeks🙄 (+8)

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I guess you could say I am a responsible person...I hear a lot "You are the one responsible for this"🙄 (+9)

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I am always prepared...in case of an emergency I carry a knife...ya just never know when a cake will need cutting.🙄 (+12)

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Apparently "Angry Birds" is not raising your middle finger at bad drivers...but an actual game.🙄 (+8)

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Movies can't fool me...I know there are far more shades of grey than just 50🙄 (+4)

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Dear weatherman...stop saying there is a chance of sprinkles unless donuts are gonna fall from the sky 🙄 (+8)

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You never realize just how much determination you have until you leave the gas station with a pint of ice cream and have to eat it with a plastic fork 🙄 (+9)

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I don't always make a good first impression but if you stick around long enough the 22nd is pretty impressive🙄 (+8)

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I was very disappointed when I learned that "lobster celebration" didn't involve crustaceans in party hats🙄 (+4)

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I really didn't want to be an adult...I really wanted just to be tall enough to reach the cookies 🙄 (+9)

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Wow...I just watched a documentary on polar bears and it was so fake. It showed them drinking water and I know better they drink Coca Cola🙄 (+12)

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I realized I could never be a superhero...I got to have my pockets🙄 (+7)

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I will admit I am not brave at all, I have just exceeded the age where running is an actual option🙄 (+5)

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Dear auto correct...stop teasing me about a cake radar...that hurts🙄 (+3)

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I want to personally thank each and everyone of you from the bottom of my heart for your wonderful posts, the conversations, and friendship, I also want to thank you for taking the time to favorite and comment on my own personal posts. I don't think y'all are told enough just how much I appreciate you being here💕 (+5)

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I am so excited. I just bought my first answering machine but I have no clue what to ask it🙄 (+14)

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Just so you know when you see those commercials that say "Ask your doctor, if it is right for you" well there is only a certain amount of times you can ask before they start getting irritated with it...like about three times🙄 (+11)

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Whenever someone says "Angels are watching over me" my biggest fear is they are taking notes and I don't adapt well to hot environments 🙄 (+11)

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People always give me strange looks when I respond their "Favorite type of dog" question with Corn dogs and Hotdogs. I can't help it I like them both equally🙄 (+13)

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Well I went to rent a movie but seen it said "Adult Content"...I ain't interested in hearing people talk about back pains and 401K plans🙄 (+12)

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I strongly suggest you don't take a sack of white marbles to hippo area of the zoo if you want to keep going back to the zoo...trust me.🙄 (+10)

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