I might not be the sharpest tool in the shed but when a friend said to me the other day "what rhymes with orange...I said no it sure doesn't because I ain't that dumb🙄 (+5)
says Lil_Princess on Feb 24th 18 (#818337)
Man! Have you seen what Super Bowl tickets are selling for?
says Rooster on Jan 24th 18 (#817738)
Do you ever watch The Puppy Bowl on Super Bowl Sunday?
says Rooster on Jan 28th 18 (#817809)
Breaking News: Plane Makes Emergency Landing Due To... Farts (+1)
says Bozette on Feb 19th 18 (#818258)
What’s your favorite thing to get on Valentine’s Day?
says doctorwho1011 on Feb 13th 18 (#818154)
Time for.. Drum Roll Please.. Most Politically Incorrect Post of the Day!!! Apparrently there is a school in Philadelphia which is paying students who “Don’t get into fights” $100 at the end of a year... Really think about this folks. We are now paying children not to be violent.. I’ve got a better idea. How about kids who break up a fight earn $25 each? How about the kid who wins the fight has to pay $100 directly through their parents? Nah I got it. How about we pay every single child every time they have the opportunity to misbehave in any way but don’t? Or we could simply NOT do any of that. Assume that kids are going to be kids and they better learn to fight both with their fists and their wits... (+1)
says DW2 on Feb 14th 18 (#818163)
I used to get LOTS of Valentines in 3rd and 4th grades. What the hell happened?
says VooDooYoo on Feb 14th 18 (#818166)
Since my previous question "crossed the line", thus causing it to be removed, let me rephrase it... If you prefer having **** with a baboon... Wait, is this crossing the line again?
says ZonkeyBalls on Feb 14th 18 (#818178)
A Love Story* I will seek and find you. I shall take you to bed, and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you .And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. All my love,**** THE FLU!!!!!** Now, stop thinking about **, just go get your flu shot, if you haven't already!
says StarzAbove on Feb 11th 18 (#818101)
President Trump is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun. A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts, "Mickey Mouse!" This startles the would be assassin and he is captured. Later, the secret service agent's supervisor takes him aside and asks, "What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?" Blushing, the agent replies, "I got nervous. I meant to shout Donald.... duck!"
says StarzAbove on Feb 6th 18 (#818013)
Let's wish Markymark a very special happy birthday
says JD on Feb 10th 18 (#818083)
Women have handbags with several compartments * we Love compartments* but you Men carry everything you require without a bag. How annoying is it to have things loose in your pockets and don't you worry that you're going to lose them or break them ?
says Darkest_Serenity on Jan 18th 18 (#817625)
Creatures on this Planet sometimes seem quite Alien. (+14)
says Darkest_Serenity on Jan 18th 18 (#817630)
15 January 2018. Gifted and Gone too soon. One of my favorite Irish Singers Dolores O'Riordan was about to make a come back with her new Band D.A.R.K (+4)
says Darkest_Serenity on Jan 18th 18 (#817629)
This past year, I've been thinking about retirement quite a bit. I'm still several years away. I started planning where I want to live and how I'm going to afford to keep a comfortable lifestyle. Does everyone have the same concern that they will run out of money?
says SynysterGates on Feb 3rd 18 (#817957)