Amirite?
now you can be right wherever you are.

How many repeat laugh tracks have you heard?


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Well I can say the most difficult part of this whole juice cleanse is trying to juice a Snickers bar🙄 (+9)

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Women Drivers...


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I might not be the sharpest tool in the shed but when a friend said to me the other day "what rhymes with orange...I said no it sure doesn't because I ain't that dumb🙄 (+5)

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How Does It Get Better?


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Which decade do you belong in?see below.


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Man! Have you seen what Super Bowl tickets are selling for?


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Do you ever watch The Puppy Bowl on Super Bowl Sunday?


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The Cuckoo clock -see below


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Breaking News: Plane Makes Emergency Landing Due To... Farts (+1)

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What’s your favorite thing to get on Valentine’s Day?

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Time for.. Drum Roll Please.. Most Politically Incorrect Post of the Day!!! Apparrently there is a school in Philadelphia which is paying students who “Don’t get into fights” $100 at the end of a year... Really think about this folks. We are now paying children not to be violent.. I’ve got a better idea. How about kids who break up a fight earn $25 each? How about the kid who wins the fight has to pay $100 directly through their parents? Nah I got it. How about we pay every single child every time they have the opportunity to misbehave in any way but don’t? Or we could simply NOT do any of that. Assume that kids are going to be kids and they better learn to fight both with their fists and their wits... (+1)

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I used to get LOTS of Valentines in 3rd and 4th grades. What the hell happened?

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Since my previous question "crossed the line", thus causing it to be removed, let me rephrase it... If you prefer having **** with a baboon... Wait, is this crossing the line again?


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I hope beards go out of style REAL soon because I'm getting tired of not being aroused by the entire male gender. (+1)

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My Mother was Italian and my Father was an ****. Does that make me an Assholian?


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A Love Story* I will seek and find you. I shall take you to bed, and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you .And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. All my love,**** THE FLU!!!!!** Now, stop thinking about **, just go get your flu shot, if you haven't already!


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President Trump is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun. A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts, "Mickey Mouse!" This startles the would be assassin and he is captured. Later, the secret service agent's supervisor takes him aside and asks, "What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?" Blushing, the agent replies, "I got nervous. I meant to shout Donald.... duck!"


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Let's wish Markymark a very special happy birthday


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Women have handbags with several compartments * we Love compartments* but you Men carry everything you require without a bag. How annoying is it to have things loose in your pockets and don't you worry that you're going to lose them or break them ?


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A change of Heart , Mind , Body and Soul ......why do we change so much throughout our Lives ?


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Creatures on this Planet sometimes seem quite Alien. (+14)

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15 January 2018. Gifted and Gone too soon. One of my favorite Irish Singers Dolores O'Riordan was about to make a come back with her new Band D.A.R.K (+4)

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Does your Brain just overload and short circuit occasionally and you find yourself doing the most stupid things that make you think "WTF are you doing?"

Yes Ser I have had the occasional Brain fart :P (11)
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This past year, I've been thinking about retirement quite a bit. I'm still several years away. I started planning where I want to live and how I'm going to afford to keep a comfortable lifestyle. Does everyone have the same concern that they will run out of money?


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