If you are being abused by any person, be it financially, psychologically, emotionally, physically, or spiritually, etc.. more than 1 time; it will not stop, it will only grow and escalate. Distance yourself as quickly as possible from such a person. You do not need to be a victim, or believe their very untrue, if any, apologies. (+7)
says Vrendowl on Jun 14th 18 (#820566)
Math is a Universal Language, God is the Universe; therefore, God speaks with math and numbers. It can also be observed in the geometry of all living things. (+4)
says Vrendowl on Jun 14th 18 (#820562)
An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, 'What kind of car ya got there, sonny?' The doctor replies, 'A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars! 'That's a lot of money,' says the old man. 'Why does it cost so much? 'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!' states the doctor proudly. The Moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside? 'No problem,' replies the doctor. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, 'That's a pretty nice car, all right... But I'll stick with my Moped! Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rearview mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH ! Something whips by him going much faster! 'What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari ?' the doctor asks himself. He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped! Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the Moped at 275 mph. He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do! Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and, unbelievably, the old man is still alive. He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, 'I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you?' The old man whispers, 'Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror!' (+2)
says Will_Janitor on Feb 17th 17 (#805395)
There will be no more war on the Korean Peninsula. (+5)
says on Jun 4th 18 (#820415)
You win some, you lose some... What have you won or lost recently?
says StarzAbove on May 16th 18 (#819837)
Criticism can be devastating. When push comes to shove, we are all very sensitive. (+2)
says Chuck_Tom on Jun 5th 18 (#820400)
Groan! Once upon a time, long, long ago there were two unique lions in the jungles of Africa. Both, it seems, had human-like qualities that made them claim territory, daring the other to cross over the line. Strange as it seems, the boundary between their turf was a well traveled trail through the jungle. All day every day, both lions lay in the brush staring across the trail at their compatriot, daring him to cross into their territory. The local natives knew of this animal feud, but all this was unbeknown to African Jack, a well-known and must publicized guide who did not speak Lionese and was unfamiliar with the territory. While he was leading a safari through the jungle, walking all day and cutting vines with their machetes, all this constant hacking brush had them worn to a frazzle. After seeing two or three of his safari drop from exhaustion, African Jack decided to stop on the trail between these two lions and camp for the night. After sitting up camp, eating, and getting his safari settled African Jack sat on a stump and began reading. While he was busily engaged in the printed page, the two lions, simultaneously, pounced on African Jack and ate him on the spot. When the 6 o'clock news heard of the tragedy, they reported, "African Jack killed this evening. The motive is unclear, but it is reported he was reading between the lions."
says Blewynanifail on May 16th 18 (#819828)
Is it possible for a parent to be jealous of their own child?
says Anonymous on May 13th 18 (#819779)
Have you stocked up on supplies? Ramadon is almost here!
says Neanderthal_Momdoer on May 14th 18 (#819785)
What type of bathing suit do you prefer? Will you be buying one this year?
says StarzAbove on May 8th 18 (#819641)
I feel like I got to an age where everything I think is new and shiney has become old and rusty and I feel kinda like yesterdays model. I fear I might become that adult who tries hard to stay relevant, too hard. I've always been a trailblazer when did I start trailing behind? There shouldn't be this age where younger people start thinking of you as someone to hide their true selves from. I am no one's parental figure. I'd rather still light my life on fire and burn out....no burn on.... rather than fade away.
says TomboyJanet on May 13th 18 (#819766)
Every social media today has been blowing up about the recent Eurovision finals, a lot of people are displeased with the winner. Do you think that "Netta" was worthy of the win?
says Sunny_the_skeptic on May 13th 18 (#819777)
Vampires suck, because they can't reflect about themselves ... amirite?
says Walt_OReagun on May 7th 18 (#819620)
good top-notch lawyer should be able to convince a jury the world is flat (+10)
says Chuck_Tom on May 12th 18 (#819727)
Popsicle sticks are better with popsicles, amirite? (+17)
says Zolfie on May 12th 18 (#819744)
Ok. The first online trivia game. Completely open to cheaters. There is actually just enough members here to make this fun: 1. Answer a trivia question before anybody else does. 2. If you are the first to answer correctly you get to ask the next question. 3. All questions that are unanswerable are bypassed. Hence “What Does God Dream about?” Or “What did I eat last Thursday at 4:11pm?” Skipped to the next 4. Your answer can either be typed or sent as a link. I shall start: What is the Animal with the longest arms? (+5)
says DW2 on Apr 26th 18 (#819355)