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Flagpole... Ray and Bob, two government maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole, said Bob, but we don't have a ladder. The woman said, "Hand me that wrench out of your toolbox." She loosened a few bolts, and then laid the pole down. She then took a tape measure from their toolbox, took a measurement and announced, "It's eighteen feet, six inches" and walked away. Ray shook his head and laughed, well, ain't that just like a Miss-know-it-all woman he said. We need the height and she gives us the length!........ Ray and Bob are still working for the government, but now they are Congressmen!


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Could I tickle your armpit, for once, without you complaining about it?


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Never bring a knife to a gun fight. Bring pepper spray instead. Click video. (-1)

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Digging those Good Vibrations! (+7)

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Will you please just 'favorite' this question? I'm trying to get the "1,000 Favorites on a Single Post" achievement. Break out those sock accounts if you need to. We can make this happen.


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Just a little reminder, in case anyone needs one.


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Submitted for your approval: The world's longest dum joke. (+6)

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It turns out our chances of getting hit by lightning are much greater than our chances of getting killed (or raped) by a member of MS 13 (you know, those 'animals' that are 'pouring across' our borders.) Apparently we should not talk about solutions to the MS 13 problem because that is 'fear mongering'. We don't want to over react to this statistically insignificant danger. (+9)

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So much for the great tax cut Trump bragged about...this was expected. Amirite


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If I go to hell, I will not stop until I am queen! (+4)

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This is fake news, data just doesn't go missing from government computers. More proof that our president's lawyer's money laundry never happened. Everyone knows government computers can never be erased {except lying crooked hillary who can erase anything because she is a witch} and you can't laundry money or is will shrink like a sock - which I am not a sock by the way but hillary is. (+2)

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Quiz: Which Marvel Group Do you Actually Belong To? (+4)

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North Korea better not pull out of the meeting with Donald Trump. When a really rich man like Donald Trump offers to meet with you, you better be honored and not pull out. Donald Trump would never pull out of anything. Donald Trump is very honorable.

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Mind=Blown :: Please post some fun facts - (no politics on this one please). (+10)

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10 Pieces Of 3D Street Art That Turn Cities Into Incredible Illusions


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I am now announcing that all Anon/unregistered disagrees are now counted as agrees on my posts. If you argue against this I will refer you to this post and you cannot claim I didn't say it. that's the Jan rule. There can be no argument (+5)

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For every 1000 incidences of sexual abuse or rape: 310 are reported to police; 57 lead to arrest; 11 result in charges; 7 result in convictions and zero (0) result in the women gaining riches, popularity, or power. Why then, in our society are so many people convinced that women often file false reports of rape? As if there was some benefit for reporting rape and abuse? Let’s give women the benefit of the doubt – at least until there can be a fair trial. (+20)

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Oh that Maher, eh? (+9)

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Extraordinary People You Won’t Believe Exist


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“We are all a product of **. So when we demonize **, we demonize humanity.” (0)

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What a beautiful couple the Obamas make. Never a scandal in the White House while he was president. I find it rather ironic that there are still haters that seem to be obsessed with the Obamas that are still trying to bring him down. But with all the crooked things the present president has done, I guess they are trying to divert the conversation away from what's really important. Trump is ruining our country, and all they can do is mock the Obamas, one of the best presidents we've had.!!!!!


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We all know people in life like this Amirite?


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What was the last thing you celebrated?


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Hearing Problems ? * Honey, said Mrs. Beldon to her husband, “Lester’s teacher says he ought to have an encyclopedia.” “Encyclopedia, my eye!” exclaimed Beldon. “Let him walk to school like I did.” * Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html


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Dad's Fault ? * At dinner, Seth said to his father, “Dad, I got into trouble at school today and it’s all your fault.” “How’s that?” asked the master of the house. “Remember I asked you how much $500,000 was?” “Yeah, I remember.” “Well, a helluva lot ain’t the right answer.” * Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html


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