I just had a proper blast, watching Grand Tour... Walter Röhrl made a comment about Finland... Clarkson: "But then, it was time for everyone to turn to the bumpy hell of Finland" ... Later on, Röhrl: "If I want to fly, I would be a pilot." (+9)
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 20th 18 (#817665)
Will the government shut down over DACA? The president is all for shutting it down unless he gets money for the wall. I guess in Trump's mind a wall that will cost billions is more important than human life being able to stay in America, a country that they have always called home. Shame on you Donald Trump.
says StarzAbove on Jan 19th 18 (#817651)
I apologize for being a bit negative the other day. (+8)
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 18th 18 (#817636)
Worry not my love if others see us as Skew lines, i will shatter the Pillars that separate us so that we can be in each others path. . Worry not my love if we really are Parallel, Please Remember that our world is Round, So we can still meet somewhere. . Worry not my love if others say that we are Tangent Lines, I will cut it in half and make it into an angle So we will never be apart. . Worry not my loves if others see us as Asymptotes, No, we are just the inner part of the Lemniscate because our love will last forever. (+5)
says Matt41 on Jan 17th 18 (#817617)
Newlyweds - and Physics ? * A newlywed husband is discouraged by his wife's obsession with physics. Afraid of being second fiddle to her profession, he finally confronts her: "Do you love math more than me?" "Of course not, dear - I love you much more!" Happy, although sceptical, he challenges her: "Well, then prove it!" Pondering a bit, she responds: "Ok... Let epsilon be greater than zero..." * Link: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/schooljokes/physicsjokes.html
says Marianne on Jan 17th 18 (#817615)
There is no reason not to transition away from fossil fuels (+4)
says DWF on Jan 16th 18 (#817604)
This is Emmanuel Mensah, an immigrant from Ghana and member of the Army National Guard, who died recently to save 4 people from a fire. He may be from a "sh*thole country", but he's done more for fellow Americans than Trump ever will. Amirite? (+6)
says Mcfly on Jan 13th 18 (#817558)
Many Trader Joe’s products have five-syllable names, but to get more specific, you can sing most Trader Joe’s product names to the tune of “Eleanor Rigby” by The Beatles. Eleanor Rigby when sung sounds like Ele-a-nor Rig-by. Try singing the following Trader Joe’s products to the tune of “Eleanor Rigby,” because it’s super satisfying. Mini beef tacos. Super burrito. Pita bite crackers. Three seed beet crackers. Pesto and quinoa.
says Flrdsgns on Jan 11th 18 (#817538)
Just because you found a .gif or a meme, doesn't make you right. (+12)
says Sweetater on Jan 10th 18 (#817535)
Should there be a "Greetings! Welcome to Amirite!" screen for the newcomers, explaining about the fact, that they can turn off the nasty filter and feel free to express themselves, as they've joined to this filth already?
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 9th 18 (#817525)
Is this a Coincidence ? INTERESTING OBSERVATION: * 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL. 5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS. 6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF. * THE amazing fact is, The higher the corporate structure, the smaller the balls. *** Link: https://unijokes.com/joke-6835/
says Marianne on Jan 8th 18 (#817505)
The greatest enemy of progress is the illusion of knowledge (0)
says on Jan 5th 18 (#817474)
Are the ex-presidents (US) the cause of most of the bush fires?
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 5th 18 (#817471)