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If you remove the tiny seeds from an Italian sausage and plant them, they will grow sausage trees, amirite? (+4)

Agree (7) | Disagree (3)
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Ever been told “It’s not me, it’s you”?

No. (3)
Yes. (6)
Other (0)

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We should change the national anthem to James Brown's "Living in America", amirite? (+4)

Agree (6) | Disagree (2)
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Have you ever spit in someone's food or drink?

Yes. (1)
No. (22)
Other (0)

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What would you do if you came across several pairs of your partner's underwear in a pile, only to find all of them smeared with thick, dark brown skid marks?

Dump them. (0)
Approach them in a loving manner. (0)
Be hideously repulsed. (2)
Say nothing. (0)
Other (2)

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I just got a phone call from the police station. They think they caught the gloryhole guy from the theater the other week. It seems like they want me to identify him or something. Ugh. (+1)

(1) | (0)
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I was told by my neighbor that he was "anally capable of making any dish under the sun with perfection". (+1)

(1) | (0)
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If I broke into your house, I would make myself at home. I would make some lunch, wash some clothes, take a shower, and probably use the internet. What would you do once you came home and found me?

Call the police. (11)
Attack you. (5)
Question you. (4)
Have a long, yet humbling conversation about morals and values. (4)
Nothing, because I'm a wimp. (1)
Other (13)

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Do you like creampies?

Yes. (6)
No. (0)
Other (1)

7 Comments

Do you get enough zinc in your diet?

Yes, I've had enough zinc. (8)
Other (3)

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Marilyn Mayson: Yay or Nay?

Yay! (8)
Nay. (8)
Other (5)

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Would you ever consider wiping your butt with a sponge?

Yes, it sounds like a great way to save money. (2)
No, because I'm a wimp. (0)
Other (3)

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What is the best fake excuse you have ever used when calling to get out of work?


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I saw a real gloryhole for the first time today. (+1)

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Have you ever had to hide an item in one of your bodily orifices?

Yes. (2)
No. (5)
Other (1)

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I came here after being absent for a year and one of my questions is still featured on the front page! That's pretty effin' cool! Love you guys! (+1)

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Are you ready!!??

Yes. (6)
No. (1)
Undecided. (2)
Other (0)

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Hey James, you should feature all of my questions on the front page, amirite? Of course I am. (+4)

Agree (7) | Disagree (3)
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Expedia is PAYING me! $$$$$ How shall I spend my newly found fortune!?

You are a RICH MAN. (3)
I'm jealous. (0)
Other (3)

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Have you ever participated in a rousing game of "just the tip"?


16 Comments

Men and women both have nipples. What makes seeing a female's nipple so much worse than it's male counterpart?


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Would you partake in sloppy seconds?

Yes. (4)
No. (3)
Other (2)

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What is the easiest and safest way for a man to shave his "coin purse"?


21 Comments

I just got an AOL 5.0 disk in the mail offering me 500 hours of FREE internet service. I'm about to call to setup my service. Is it worth it?

Yes. (3)
No. (5)
Other (2)

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