I feel like my Danny Glover days are becoming more and more frequent. (+6)
says ProdigalSon on Feb 22nd 18 (#818301)
We can only be truly free when we are alone. In other's company we are constrained by our congregational instincts and therefore are limited in our actions. (+3)
says ErasmusB_FurmanSmall on Feb 21st 18 (#818294)
Rest in peace Billy Graham. Reverend Graham went to be with the Lord at the age of 99. A great preacher, one of the best human beings that ever walked on this earth. Never a scandal, loved everyone....a great person. He was a blessing to everyone. He will be missed.
says StarzAbove on Feb 22nd 18 (#818297)
You've entered swears on text to speech applications to hear how the computer says them, amirite? (+278)
says B747 on Jul 21st 10 (#222986)
Driving the Car Out? * The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint. “It was enough to make anybody faint,” he said. “My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower.” * Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html
says Marianne on Feb 21st 18 (#818287)
I had a dream last night that I was watching the Earth's biggest, most powerful bomb being built. The anti-matter explosive device wasn't male or female, gay or straight, black or white, Christian or Muslim, Democrat or Republican, deplorable or intellectual. It can only completely and indiscriminately destroy and kill ALL of the aforementioned, and then some, very quickly.
says OldRivers on Feb 21st 18 (#818290)
Gun control measures that should be taken after the latest shootings. 1. All schools should eliminate homework. Kids shouldn’t have to work from home. At the same time that would completely do away with the need for backpacks. Kids could simply leave all their books in their lockers. I expect some debate on this. 2. One way in and out whenever possible at every public school. 3. Armed security at every public school. 4. More concealed carry permits for people who want to defend themselves and through action save the lives of many others That’s all. (-2)
says DW2 on Feb 21st 18 (#818283)
Family or Musical Records? * A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. “Do you have Eyes of Blue and A Love Supreme ?” she asked. “Well, no,” answered the puzzled homeowner. “But I have a wife and eleven children.” “Is that a record?” she inquired. “I don’t think so,” replied the man, “but it’s as close as I want to get.” * Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html
says Marianne on Feb 19th 18 (#818255)