No meat on Friday When Ole quit farming, he discovered that he was the only Lutheran in his new little town of Catholics. That was okay, but the neighbors had a problem with his barbequing beef every Friday. Since they couldn't eat meat on Friday, the tempting aroma was getting the best of them. Hoping they could do something to stop this, the neighbors got together and went over to talk to Ole. "Ole," they said, "since you are the only Lutheran in this whole town and there's not a Lutheran church for many miles, we think you should join our church and become a Catholic." Ole thought about it for a minute and decided they were probably right. Ole talked to the priest, and they arranged it. The big day came and the priest had Ole kneel. He put his hand on Ole's head and said, "Ole, you were born a Lutheran, you were raised a Lutheran, and now," he said as he sprinkled some incense over Ole's head, "now you are a Catholic!" Ole was happy and the neighbors were happy. But the following Friday evening at suppertime, there was again the aroma of grilled beef coming from Ole's yard. The neighbors went to talk to him about this and as they approached the fence, they heard Ole saying to the steak: "You were born a beef, you were raised a beef", and as he sprinkled salt over the meat he said, "and NOW you are a FISH!" (+1)
says Will_Janitor on Sep 13th 17 (#814405)
I bet there were some seriously embarrassed police officers after this incident! Ha! Texas Woman Slips Handcuffs, Takes Police SUV on 100-MPH Chase by Alex Johnson (+13)
says Will_Janitor on Sep 6th 17 (#814119)
I think the lieutenant and the officer should be penalized with a fine and forced to apologize to the nurse along with some serious retraining about the laws involving warrants. What do you think?
says Will_Janitor on Sep 1st 17 (#813832)
Hope everyone has a fun and safe Labor Day weekend! Those of you that are in other countries that are not celebrating a 3 day holiday weekend, please enjoy it anyway!! (+11)
says Will_Janitor on Sep 1st 17 (#813807)
What is the sign that perfectly portrays your home state?
says Will_Janitor on Aug 24th 17 (#813345)
Whether you are at the store or at home you always see some car/truck that has been parked without the slightest bit of consideration for anyone else. I think everyone should start leaving messages for these inconsiderate ****. (+10)
says Will_Janitor on Aug 22nd 17 (#813234)
I think they did a great job with matching the old time dance stars with Bruno Mars hit song. (+6)
says Will_Janitor on Aug 11th 17 (#812768)
This is an interesting story especially for some of our older crowd. If you could be young again, but you would have to fight in wars for 10 years to complete the contract would you do it? (+5)
says Will_Janitor on Aug 10th 17 (#812720)
Lena asks her boyfriend Ole to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, Lena tells Ole that after dinner, she would like to go out and (vell ya know) for the first time. Well, Ole is ecstatic, but he has never (vell ya know) before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection The pharmacist helps Ole for about an hour. He teaches Ole everything there is to know about protection and (vell ya know). At the register, the pharmacist asks Ole how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. Ole insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all. That night, Ole shows up at the Lena's parent's house and meets her at the door. "Ole I'm so excited for you ta meet my parents, come on in." Ole goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where Lena's parents are seated. Ole quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes and Ole is still deep in prayer with his head down. Three minutes of praying pass and still no movement from Ole. Finally, after five minutes of praying with his head down, Lena leans over and whispers to her Ole, "I had no idea you vere so religious." Ole turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father vas a pharmacist." (+1)
says Will_Janitor on Jul 20th 17 (#812035)
We have all heard of some weird outdated laws in different states, but Idaho takes the cake: Idaho There are so many bizarre laws in Idaho that we couldn't just choose one. Not only can you not fish from the back of a giraffe or camel, but buying your significant other candy in a box that weighs less than fifty pounds is illegal. If that's not enough, in Pocatello, Idaho, you may not be seen in public without a smile. (+1)
says Will_Janitor on Jul 11th 17 (#811628)
Have you been to any of the "Cutest Towns in Every State?
says Will_Janitor on Jul 10th 17 (#811598)
What makes anyone think that this hasn't already happened?
says Will_Janitor on Jul 10th 17 (#811587)
Elderly woman delays flight by throwing coins into jet engine for good luck! (+1)
says Will_Janitor on Jun 28th 17 (#811102)
What do you think of the Chicago Tribunes idea of disolving Illinois?
says Will_Janitor on Jun 22nd 17 (#810880)
Crews Build Controversial ‘Homeless Wall’ In San Jose. It's an article worth reading and tells both sides of the story. Unusual in these days. :) BTW, if you don't read the whole article you really can't have much of an opinion on this one. That's just the way it is. (+1)
says Will_Janitor on Jun 20th 17 (#810829)