Amirite?
now you can be right wherever you are.

How about a Thursday afternoon joke? Newlyweds wake up one morning on their honeymoon and the man suggests: "Darling, why don’t you brew us some coffee?" Wife looks confused: "But that's your task, honey." “What? Why?” "It’s all over the Bible, dearest." "The Bible says nothing about who’s supposed to be brewing coffee!" The wife grabs hold of a copy and starts flipping pages at random: "See? Everywhere: Hebrews, Hebrews, Hebrews."

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Are we alone in our galaxy?


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Post the last song you listened to?


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Happy Fourth of July to everyone. May you have a safe and happy day.


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When you are able to see any Positive in a Negative situation , you kinda get less vexed :) Amirite ? (+9)

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You would like to have some free art, amirite?


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Post a song in which civilization ends in a nuclear war


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What's with this weird idea that we should only ever talk about important things? Most important things are incredibly depressing, and it's not like pontificating on this backwater website is going to change anything


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Post a song you like when it's really hot out


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Oh, I get it celebrities...being famous is exhausting... I can't go anywhere at work without someone recognizing me๐Ÿ™„ (+9)

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If ya don't use your broom like an air guitar at least once while cleaning the house...ya ain't cleaning house right๐Ÿ™„ (+9)

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CAN YOU GET MARRIED IN HEAVEN? On their way to the church to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter finally showed up, they asked him. St Peter said "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out" and he leaves them sitting at the Gate. After three months, St Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes" he informs the couple " I can get you married in Heaven". "Great!" said the couple "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" "You must be bloody joking" says St. Peter, red-faced with frustration, slamming his clipboard on the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple". "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted "It took me three months to find a priest up here.....Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"


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I live in So Caifornia, I realize many people think we are out of step with the rest of the country. That may be true, I'm not sure, but I truly am interested in the allure of Donald Trump with so many in the middle and southern states. I'm not looking to argue, or looking to disagree with anyone, I honestly am interested in why the division in this country.


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The number of seagulls is always proportionatal to the amount of irritation they cause, no matter how far from the sea you actually live. (+7)

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How men and women choose shampoo...


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It's almost four A.M. over here and I'm up, doing nothing creative. Just being the general nuisance, which has become my primary objective in life. Do I have any life left in me or should I just give up? The treatments go on, but it's not like I'm getting any better in the mental health department. (+2)

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Only the best television series get cancelled after just one season. It's the natural order of things, that were, are and will be. (+8)

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Dear NSA I accidentally deleted an email on Tuesday could I get ya to forward another copy to me๐Ÿ™„ (+9)

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You're in the army now.


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What stops someone from using a sniper and shooting Batman through the head? (+4)

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What are some signs you're dealing with a hypocrite?


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Time travel, baboons! (+3)

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Can you look a cow directly to the eyes for one minute, without getting hypnotized by her?


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Finland at its finest (I haven't seen the video yet, so, uhmmmm...) (+3)

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Sometimes people carry out trivial acts that we find more despicable than a despicable act. (+8)

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