How many rocket launches can you watch, without getting bored?
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 21st 18 (#817689)
We are weird, I admit, but hating us... I don't take that kindly.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 21st 18 (#817683)
I just had a proper blast, watching Grand Tour... Walter Röhrl made a comment about Finland... Clarkson: "But then, it was time for everyone to turn to the bumpy hell of Finland" ... Later on, Röhrl: "If I want to fly, I would be a pilot." (+9)
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 20th 18 (#817665)
I sent an application to the Blue one. Let's see. James might hate me. Still. (+1)
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 19th 18 (#817654)
I apologize for being a bit negative the other day. (+8)
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 18th 18 (#817636)
Just gimme one minute and I'll tell you why I'm a rough boy. (+4)
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 9th 18 (#817529)
Should there be a "Greetings! Welcome to Amirite!" screen for the newcomers, explaining about the fact, that they can turn off the nasty filter and feel free to express themselves, as they've joined to this filth already?
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 9th 18 (#817525)
Have you ever had a dream about having to choose, which one of your fingers you would, willingly, have to cut off for a greater purpose? I had such a dream last night and when I woke up, I was feeling quite disturbed.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 9th 18 (#817521)
My first thought: "It must be the sound of Superman scratching his crotch", but it was just merely a helicopter. I never realized how bloody loud they can be for an observer. Some civilian model, scared the shit out of me, while I was on my morning walk. (+3)
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 9th 18 (#817520)
Do you find guano yogurt disappointing? I think it lacks the proper taste.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 8th 18 (#817510)
I have hidden your third nostril somewhere under your bed. (+4)
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 8th 18 (#817509)
How many zombies do you have, hiding under your bed?
says ZonkeyBalls on Jan 6th 18 (#817477)