Amirite?
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How many rocket launches can you watch, without getting bored?


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We are weird, I admit, but hating us... I don't take that kindly.


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I just had a proper blast, watching Grand Tour... Walter Röhrl made a comment about Finland... Clarkson: "But then, it was time for everyone to turn to the bumpy hell of Finland" ... Later on, Röhrl: "If I want to fly, I would be a pilot." (+9)

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I think occasional depression can actually be therapeutic for a person with having somehow an "unstable personality". Like myself. (+1)

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I sent an application to the Blue one. Let's see. James might hate me. Still. (+1)

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I apologize for being a bit negative the other day. (+8)

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Green tea, this really is weirder than weird. Lord Nelson apparently was kind of an "interesting" fellow. (+7)

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I'm about to die soon. It's something, that I have to deal with. But, let me be a king for a day, at least. That's all I'm asking for. (+22)

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You don't have a parrot. (+15)

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If video killed the radio star, to begin with, then didn't Blu-ray kill whole a lot of actors and actresses? Nobody has been complaining yet!


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Have you ever been engaged to a polar bear?


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Only the best television series get cancelled after just one season. It's the natural order of things, that were, are and will be. (+7)

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Just gimme one minute and I'll tell you why I'm a rough boy. (+4)

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Should there be a "Greetings! Welcome to Amirite!" screen for the newcomers, explaining about the fact, that they can turn off the nasty filter and feel free to express themselves, as they've joined to this filth already?


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I want to have **** with a woman, who is not reading my mind. Any suggestions? No, I don't want to have a braindead Kardashian, cheers. (+1)

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Have you ever had a dream about having to choose, which one of your fingers you would, willingly, have to cut off for a greater purpose? I had such a dream last night and when I woke up, I was feeling quite disturbed.


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My first thought: "It must be the sound of Superman scratching his crotch", but it was just merely a helicopter. I never realized how bloody loud they can be for an observer. Some civilian model, scared the shit out of me, while I was on my morning walk. (+3)

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Suddenly, I'm getting warmer towards Colbert. (+5)

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Is this your pet turtle?


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Does colonization mean everything will become a huge giant crap in the end of the era?


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Do you find guano yogurt disappointing? I think it lacks the proper taste.


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I have hidden your third nostril somewhere under your bed. (+4)

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Is having a beard a good idea, after all?


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How many zombies do you have, hiding under your bed?


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