If you aren't that tight about sharing and not going to report me to the nearest official you can get a hand(job) with... Here's something to explain, what makes Finns, what we are... (+5)
says ZonkeyBalls on Apr 18th 18 (#819217)
Why are certain trees more hostile than the others?
says ZonkeyBalls on Apr 18th 18 (#819209)
Do you trim your ** partner's ** more often than once in a month?
says ZonkeyBalls on Apr 18th 18 (#819208)
Here's some UFO crap for you. Does it matter? It's always up to you. (+4)
says ZonkeyBalls on Apr 18th 18 (#819202)
Why do syndicated television series get a completely weird, second-hand, probably third-hand soundtrack, when they get syndicated? Is it just, that Americans still hate Brits and they don't want them to have anything on their own?
says ZonkeyBalls on Apr 17th 18 (#819198)
I thought I'd ask something with actual, honest significance, but it all takes it toll. I gain, I lose, viewpoints remain, but change. Instead, why don't you guys stay back and let me be my silly, non-comprehensible self... I mean, do we still have any idea of the bloody fox?
says ZonkeyBalls on Apr 17th 18 (#819183)
Should cars run, instead of rolling? No more tires to blow up, eh?! The dreamers are all about "flying cars", instead of "running cars"... Which is a **** shame.
says ZonkeyBalls on Apr 16th 18 (#819179)
I know you called Ghostbusters, but did your parents ever warn you about playing with that Ouija board? So, they did. Yeah, you are completely **** now. Both ways and sideways with a really weird docking angle.
says ZonkeyBalls on Apr 16th 18 (#819178)
Why is Kenneth still living in that silly burning tree?
says ZonkeyBalls on Apr 16th 18 (#819177)
Have you ever played a banjo in the shower? How about piano?
says ZonkeyBalls on Apr 13th 18 (#819076)
Do you believe that skid marks in your trousers make you faster off the line?
says ZonkeyBalls on Apr 10th 18 (#819024)
Have you ever received a blackmail letter from a hammer?
says ZonkeyBalls on Apr 10th 18 (#819023)
Is there a reason, why everything has to be so difficult? It's not that difficult to figure out life as such. We live. We breathe. We choose. And yet, it seems like every decision has consequences, which we are unable to see beforehand. It's pretty frustrating, isn't it?
says ZonkeyBalls on Apr 7th 18 (#818965)
I apologize, if I had certain people worried or something. I just had a weekend in the hospital. More like Shaun of the Dead and not Monty Python yet with "...is a reaper" sort of a way. (+9)
says ZonkeyBalls on Mar 26th 18 (#818761)
I think the challenges involving both clear water and sufficient nutrition should be among the most valuable targets for the next two generations. Yes, we can grow meat in the lab these days and there are always, ever-developing, alternatives. Unfortunately reacting is not the same thing as being pro-active, as such. The quality of air, which should always be our number one priority, since without oxygen we cannot survive, varies from city to city, country to country. Beijing - never been there, luckily - looks pretty horrible. I guess the lack of oxygen explains, why their cheap knock-offs of the western products have such hilarious names. (+7)
says ZonkeyBalls on Mar 26th 18 (#818760)
Have you ever been involved in having a proper shotgun wedding?
says ZonkeyBalls on Mar 26th 18 (#818759)