Can I borrow your car, so I could crash it on purpose?
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 23rd 18 (#820803)
So, it's the mid-summer's festival (Juhannus) here in Finland. A national holiday. Today, over the part of the country I live in, it's 21 hours and 7 minutes of direct sunlight. And the weather is complete shit. Raining, cold like a baboon's **** (that's why they are red). I hate this. (+5)
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 23rd 18 (#820802)
What is the real difference between an elephant and a cruise missile?
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 23rd 18 (#820799)
Could I tickle your armpit, for once, without you complaining about it?
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 23rd 18 (#820798)
I think radar pictures are actually quite awful. Right now, it shouldn't be raining, but it actually is. Robt - Remember to add this feature to the game, actual weather radar reports with faults. (+6)
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 22nd 18 (#820769)
I know some people around here are almost as old as Robt, 200+ years, including the cow, but how about Rammstein? Do you like the band? It doesn't matter, if you understand the lyrics, I get about twenty percent.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 22nd 18 (#820763)
Why is it Domino Dancing? It could've been Checkers Dancing or Chess Dancing, if they just made some re-adjustments to the lyrics at the last minute, before entering the studio... "Watch them all blow up..." Oh, sorry, those were landmines, my mind just wanders off.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 22nd 18 (#820762)
Tips for the wannabe boozers: 1. Keep the bloody alcohol always in your fridge/freezer. 2. Make sure, that whenever you pour yourself a drink, you keep the **** bottle in your fridge/freezer for any further use. 3. Remember, that no matter what, you are still a decent human being. Act accordingly. 4. Remember to drink. That's the purpose of the stuff to begin with. (+8)
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 21st 18 (#820754)
Life is not about a religion or two or any of them. It's about your next heartbeat. You live as you live. You choose your own religion as you wish. Nothing is self-prepared, other than the folks you will be staring at. We all have our life plan to follow. This is not my first life on this goddamn planet of Apes. Nor shall it be the last. So, when the Death comes... I can go full Borat on it.. (+8)
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 21st 18 (#820749)
Where did the goofy ballbearing expecialist disappear to?
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 21st 18 (#820748)
Have you ever heard an answering machine going completely crazy on its own? My recording service now announces, that people should go **** themselves, without any such input from myself.
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 18th 18 (#820659)
Rain is necessary for the plant life, but it's still quite irritating. (-1)
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 18th 18 (#820658)
A great way of making the wrong decisions. (Cheers, NASA!) (+5)
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 17th 18 (#820649)
A proper opening for the 2018 World Cup (soccer/football), the term is not an issue here. The game is on, the first match 5-0, which is not really that common to be honest about. What is going to happen next?!!! (+2)
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 15th 18 (#820587)
Just vocal trance. Perhaps the **** will be quiet this time around. (+2)
says ZonkeyBalls on Jun 15th 18 (#820586)