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I'm about to find out, what "Aromatised wine-based drink made in Germany" actually means. Are you as curious as I am?


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Can I borrow your car, so I could crash it on purpose?


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So, it's the mid-summer's festival (Juhannus) here in Finland. A national holiday. Today, over the part of the country I live in, it's 21 hours and 7 minutes of direct sunlight. And the weather is complete shit. Raining, cold like a baboon's **** (that's why they are red). I hate this. (+5)

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Would you feel safer inside a safe?


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What is the real difference between an elephant and a cruise missile?


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Could I tickle your armpit, for once, without you complaining about it?


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Yellowstone is a bit weird, huh?


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I think radar pictures are actually quite awful. Right now, it shouldn't be raining, but it actually is. Robt - Remember to add this feature to the game, actual weather radar reports with faults. (+6)

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I know some people around here are almost as old as Robt, 200+ years, including the cow, but how about Rammstein? Do you like the band? It doesn't matter, if you understand the lyrics, I get about twenty percent.


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Why is it Domino Dancing? It could've been Checkers Dancing or Chess Dancing, if they just made some re-adjustments to the lyrics at the last minute, before entering the studio... "Watch them all blow up..." Oh, sorry, those were landmines, my mind just wanders off.


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Tips for the wannabe boozers: 1. Keep the bloody alcohol always in your fridge/freezer. 2. Make sure, that whenever you pour yourself a drink, you keep the **** bottle in your fridge/freezer for any further use. 3. Remember, that no matter what, you are still a decent human being. Act accordingly. 4. Remember to drink. That's the purpose of the stuff to begin with. (+8)

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Life is not about a religion or two or any of them. It's about your next heartbeat. You live as you live. You choose your own religion as you wish. Nothing is self-prepared, other than the folks you will be staring at. We all have our life plan to follow. This is not my first life on this goddamn planet of Apes. Nor shall it be the last. So, when the Death comes... I can go full Borat on it.. (+8)

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Where did the goofy ballbearing expecialist disappear to?


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Do ever wake up and start counting all of your fingers and toes, in case some of them have gone missing over the period of time you've been unconscious?


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Whenever I see a lawn mower, I want to shout at it: "Why didn't you want to join Skynet?!" It would've made a much better movie! (+5)

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Would you love a monster man?


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Have you ever heard an answering machine going completely crazy on its own? My recording service now announces, that people should go **** themselves, without any such input from myself.


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Rain is necessary for the plant life, but it's still quite irritating. (-1)

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A great way of making the wrong decisions. (Cheers, NASA!) (+5)

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Weird shit number 13 point four. (+5)

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Cars, that are SUPER...


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Formula One (+4)

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A proper opening for the 2018 World Cup (soccer/football), the term is not an issue here. The game is on, the first match 5-0, which is not really that common to be honest about. What is going to happen next?!!! (+2)

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Just vocal trance. Perhaps the **** will be quiet this time around. (+2)

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I really have a proper question to Blue. Would you PM me, there's something weird going on on the site.


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