Italians really know how to fix their bridges. Then again, to be fair, there was a super cell thunderstorm at the time of the collapse, but a single lightning strike shouldn't cause mayhem like that. The bridge had gone through a structural rebuild in 2016 (originally built in the Sixties). (+6)
says ZonkeyBalls on Aug 14th 18 (#821942)
Have you ever watched "The IT Crowd"? I find it frigging hilarious.
says ZonkeyBalls on Aug 14th 18 (#821940)
Why didn't ancient Egyptians shape the blocks in their pyramids like Legos?
says ZonkeyBalls on Aug 14th 18 (#821939)
Okay, since he got more and I'm an envious ****, I have a lame joke for you (not my own, that much I can tell you). Wanna h... read it? BTW, I did love his post, so I'm partly to blame. ;o)
says ZonkeyBalls on Aug 10th 18 (#821897)
Are you afraid of taking the first trip on Titanic 2?
says ZonkeyBalls on Aug 10th 18 (#821895)
What is the reason, that causes most moths to hate us so much?
says ZonkeyBalls on Aug 10th 18 (#821892)
Do you prefer to travel by boats, trains, tauntauns, biplanes, triplanes, jets, spaceships, choppers, walking, swimming, hitch-hiking, teleporting, remote viewing, submarines, cars, racing cars, steam-powered cars, diesel cars, steam trains, walking, running, rolling over, crawling, steam rollers, rollercoasters or just not bothering to go anywhere?
says ZonkeyBalls on Aug 10th 18 (#821887)
What were you doing, when Edward III of England had a fatal stroke?
says ZonkeyBalls on Aug 10th 18 (#821886)
Have you ever had a near-fatal crash in a vehicle of any kind?
says ZonkeyBalls on Aug 9th 18 (#821854)
Why is it, that a person, who has known me for N years, doesn't know, when I am joking with her. Don't take it so seriously, damn it. But, naturally, you have to.
says ZonkeyBalls on Aug 7th 18 (#821793)
Making of... Please, add your own entries, as you wish. (+3)
says ZonkeyBalls on Aug 7th 18 (#821788)
An actually serious question (I know, being serious ruins my reputation). Do you like watching National Geographic's "Air Crash Investigation"? I find a lot of silly facts, that can go wrong and always will, but I don't have a license, so don't come blaming me, when it all goes downhill.
says ZonkeyBalls on Aug 6th 18 (#821773)
Can you get superpowers, if you eat enough nuclear material?
says ZonkeyBalls on Aug 6th 18 (#821770)
Have you ever tried poking a polar bear in his/her ****?
says ZonkeyBalls on Aug 6th 18 (#821769)
Are you completely certain, that you don't have a cat?
says ZonkeyBalls on Aug 5th 18 (#821766)