Amirite?
now you can be right wherever you are.

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Now for something completely different. (+1)

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Hey, do you think if I buy one of these, somebody will actually love me?


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Perfect teeth, perfect hair, perfect makeup, perfect figure. All these ads always have perfect models. How come I never see perfect models in real life?

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It's a case of lousy judgment. (0)
Maybe I'm so ugly I scare the perfect ones away. (0)
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'Offensive' Valentines (+1)

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Does a bear squat in Russia?


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You all know the can can. Have you ever seen a man can?


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What happens when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?


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Why so much lethargy on this site?


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Presenting Batman University. (+1)

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Would you believe a house over two miles long?

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I guess it's possible. Where do you get this crap? It's a book, right? I mean like we could burn it? (1)
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Here is a GREAT THOUGHT. (+7)

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Many scientists would rather be wrong than uncertain. Science advances because supporters of old theories die and are replaced by supporters of new theories. In the meantime, many scientists support their theories by insulting the opposition and sabotaging their grants, rather than refuting their science.

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I just discovered that this song has socially acceptable lyrics! I'm whelmed! (+3)

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So do we start demanding the right to be cool now?

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Do you know what Andromeda is?

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What do you think of this idea?

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Does your pet hang out in an odd place?


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Did you ever wonder what an oast is?

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Hey! Remember Necco Wafers? Necco. They made waf - The Necco company. It was a candy. Like wafers. Yeah, neither do I.


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Can you figure out what's going on?

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Do you believe this is even possible?

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Is your profession on this chart?

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And now for something completely different. We now have experts in butt wiping! (+3)

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You like Iron Man, amirite? (+5)

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